If you’ve lived long enough to get through your childhood, college, and then maybe a marriage (or two), there’s a good chance you have more than a few stories about living with roommates.
Human beings are unique, they’re weird, and once you move in together, walls start coming down – even if sometimes you wish they would stay up.
These 14 roommates really take the cake, though, so buckle up if you’re on the market!
14. Definitely a dealbreaker.
It would have been after the first time, to be honest.
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13. The concern about the mozzarella sticks seems hilarious.
I mean it could have killed you.
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12. This is a bit unnerving.
Maybe more than a bit.
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11. I mean bless his heart.
It really seems like he has some issues going on.
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10. This is one of those things you find out too late.
Marriage license is signed, ma’am.
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9. That’s more than weird.
That should be a crime!
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8. You’d better stop.
She’s got the goods on you, too.
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7. Future actress.
Ask me how I know.
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6. That’s a red flag.
A whole bunch of them, actually.
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5. This seems more helpful than anything.
Maybe the roommate should follow suit.
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4. Is this how you know you’ve found your person?
I’m not sure anyone would want to live with either of you.
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3. This is attempted murder, yo.
Maybe they could just get some earplugs?
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2. It’s that last sentence that does it.
I hope he’s not advising people on their diet.
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1. Hahaha!
What a loser…
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I’m definitely never going to be seeking another roommate, all things considered.
But it is nice to have someone around when you’ve spooked yourself watching Ghost Adventures.
Again.
