As someone named Matt, I apologize for all my fellow Matts who have wronged you and treated you like garbage in the past.

I’ve met plenty of douchebag Matts in my life, so I feel your pain…

There are a ton of anti-Matt tweets out there, so let’s see what people are saying about these…Matts…

1. No more of that.

in 2020 we are not talking to any guys named matt

— liz (@unrealizzztic) December 31, 2019

2. This one will be different.

https://twitter.com/danadonly/status/1198660626257604608?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.buzzfeed.com%2Fsydrobinson1%2Fguys-named-matt-tweets

3. A whole laundry list.

boys that will definitely ruin your life:

1. any boy named kyle
2. all matts
3. chads (or anything with -ad)
4. any variation of zachary
5. any guy whose name starts with j

— liz (@unrealizzztic) October 8, 2019

4. Those are your choices.

Dating apps be like:

Matt, 30, financial analyst, enjoys craft beer and hiking

Matt, 33, holding a dead fish: “let’s eat pizza and watch the office”

Matt, 28: “if you don’t work out we won’t work out” “go birds” 6’1” because apparently that matters”

— jb (@jessbee_) December 26, 2019

5. How much will you get?

have you or a family member ever dated a guy named matt. you maybe entitled to compensation

— srirwacha (@sarahnicoleryer) October 15, 2019

6. I can’t decide which one is the worst.

My decade in dating:
2010: serial killer
2011: human dial tone
2012: dial tone
2013: best friend
2014: best friend
2015: slut
2016: slut
2017: slut
2018: guy who compared me to a mailbox
2019: 15 guys named Matt

— linda (@lwatts_93) December 28, 2019

7. Count it as one.

https://twitter.com/danadonly/status/1209720632344076288?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.buzzfeed.com%2Fsydrobinson1%2Fguys-named-matt-tweets

8. Sup, bro!

https://twitter.com/sargoldsteiin/status/443858035040354304?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.buzzfeed.com%2Fsydrobinson1%2Fguys-named-matt-tweets

9. This band is gonna be HUGE.

what up we’re 5 White Dudes in a Band, this is our drummer Mustache SticknPoke, our bassist NailPolish Earring, lead singer Denim Glasses, and 2 guys named Matt. Altogether we have 3 famous dads, 6 DUIs, and 4 pics of us on a couch outside.Our EP ‘My ex is crazy’ out on bandcamp

— gluten free baguette (@DerivativeSin) April 23, 2019

10. Nice work.

I have slept with enough guys named Matt to populate a small town in Ohio

— Amy Cardinale (@thingsamytweets) September 20, 2018

11. Which one are you, again?

the hardest part about working in tech is telling the difference between all the white guys named matt

— kiersten (@kierstennamber) July 30, 2019

12. How can you tell them apart?

Frat boys will find out you like Kpop and be like "WTF dude 12 guys in one group lol how do you tell apart they look the same" even though they had 4 white guys named Matt in their pledge class of 15.

— amateur podiatrist (@stephengriswold) December 20, 2018

13. You’re doing a great job.

https://twitter.com/danadonly/status/1187247815585484800?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.buzzfeed.com%2Fsydrobinson1%2Fguys-named-matt-tweets

14. At least 100 of them.

There's too many guys named "Matt" at this Whole Foods.

— Eden Dranger (@Eden_Eats) March 6, 2018

15. I can’t wait for this to happen.

When I am king, all welcome mats will be replaced by guys named Matt who lay down in front of doors saying "welcome" to whomever approaches.

— Some call me RZA (@jrza206) July 17, 2015

I will try to get my fellow Matts to be better in 2020…

But I can’t make any promises…

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15 Anti-Matt Tweets for Anyone Who’s Ever Had Bad Experiences with a Matt

1. No more of that.

2. This one will be different.

3. A whole laundry list.

4. Those are your choices.

5. How much will you get?

6. I can’t decide which one is the worst.

7. Count it as one.

8. Sup, bro!

9. This band is gonna be HUGE.

10. Nice work.

11. Which one are you, again?

12. How can you tell them apart?

13. You’re doing a great job.

14. At least 100 of them.

15. I can’t wait for this to happen.

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1. No more of that.

2. This one will be different.

3. A whole laundry list.

4. Those are your choices.

5. How much will you get?

6. I can’t decide which one is the worst.

7. Count it as one.

8. Sup, bro!

9. This band is gonna be HUGE.

10. Nice work.

11. Which one are you, again?

12. How can you tell them apart?

13. You’re doing a great job.

14. At least 100 of them.

15. I can’t wait for this to happen.

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