15 Funny “Drunk” Thoughts From the Drinkiest Drinkers Around

There are all kinds of drunk people in the world, and only a few of them are good, if we’re being honest. You can keep your angry and sad and violent and paranoid drunks, and leave me the funny and kind ones, okay?

If you love funny drunks as much as I do, you’re going to adore these 15 people, who are some of the most hilarious we could find on the internet.

15. Some things are just meant to be.

I wonder who is going to flinch first…

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14. The definition of an accident waiting to happen.

No way that didn’t end up on the floorboard.

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13. I can hear the mortification.

Because of course there was someone watching.

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12. That is impressively drunk.

I hope one of his friends snapped the same picture.

This guy who was drunk as f*ck tried to shazam in the silent disco from funny

11. That’s a dance that’s going to last for some time.

Like, until someone passes out.

Two drunk gentlemen try to pass each other from funny

10. Somebody’s busted.

No answer other than “very.”

Very drunk I guess from Badfaketexts

9. When you just need to get away.

Even if you don’t know where you’re going.

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8. This is kind of goals, honestly.

I can’t think of a better way to be drunk at home.

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7. I mean those hash browns are delicious.

Why not add a little fiber?

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6. An argument with oneself.

Never a good sign, I don’t think.

5. Who over the age of 5 requests apple juice to start with?

That’s the first question I need answered.

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4. Is that cheese?

If so, I fail to see the issue.

3. Sometimes you just need an arm rest.

I’m not sure what the rug is doing there. Or HOW this happened, though.

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2. I would be mad for real.

Messing with my sleep for some bs isn’t funny!

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1. Grandma doesn’t play.

I also cannot get over this girl’s name.

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I don’t remember what it was like to be this carefree and young and able to drink without a hangover, honestly.

What’s your funniest drunk friend story? Tell it to us down in the comments!