It’s the most wonderful time of the year!

No, I’m not talking about Christmas. Or Thanksgiving. Or Valentine’s Day. Or even YOUR birthday.

I’m talking about Halloween! Where everyone gets all decked out and we can all pretend we’re not ourselves for a night! It’s glorious!

Here are 15 funny tweets about our favorite holiday.

1. Guys…consider another costume.

really excited about all the dudes who are going to dress as the joker for halloween parties and not get laid

— Sarah Beattie (@nachosarah) October 18, 2019

2. All the signs.

what the signs will be on Halloween

Libra- emotional
Aries- high as fuck
Taurus- unappreciated
Gemini- alone
Cancer- ?????
Leo- unloved
Virgo- full of candy
Scorpio- broke
Sagittarius- yes
Capricorn- questioning self worth
Aquarius- working
pisces- busy

— transcending (@somethinglovely) October 21, 2019

3. That is very impressive.

ONLY 12 DAYS 'TIL HALLOWEEN!🎃☠️🧙‍♀️👻👽🤖👺
OK, if this kid shows up trick or treating at my house, he's getting ALL my candy.#HappyHamillween pic.twitter.com/HZTjuwJH1r

— Mark Hamill (@MarkHamill) October 19, 2019

4. Gimme all the candy.

7-year-old: Trick or treat?!

Me: It's not Halloween. And this is your own house.

7: Are you giving me candy or not?

— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) October 22, 2019

5. Take my money, now.

me: 🙁

* 🕷* . 🖤 * . * . *
. * . * . . 🔪
⚰️ Targets dollar
Halloween section 👻 *.
* . * * . *. * .
. ☠️. * 💀. * . 👻

me: 🙂

— ؘ (@SpookyGothLoser) October 18, 2019

6. Which one is real?

https://twitter.com/SpaceCatPics/status/1186026330569224194?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.buzzfeed.com%2Fmikespohr%2Ftweets-about-halloween-in-2019

7. Helping out the kids.

I’m ready for Halloween this year pic.twitter.com/RazxmxNZ4x

— amari (@YUNGDAGGERCL1T) October 15, 2019

8. Not as advertised.

What I bought
online for What actually
Halloween arrived pic.twitter.com/jDEqHAPRG5

— Netflix Philippines (@Netflix_PH) October 21, 2019

9. One or the other.

Wife: pick a Halloween movie to watch.

Me: Harry Potter.

Wife: that’s not a Halloween movie.

Me: then why does it have witches?

Wife:

Me: and spells.

Wife:

Me: and flying broomsticks.

Wife: pick another movie.

Me: fine. Harry Potter number 2.

— NewDadNotes (@NewDadNotes) October 20, 2019

10. I think it sounds fun…

being a copywriter for a halloween costume company seems like a cool gig you just sit around all day trying to come up with names like “jovial murder clown” or “glasses orphan warlock”. what a life!

— america's lounge singer (@KrangTNelson) October 21, 2019

11. You knew this was gonna happen.

[Halloween party]

Winnie the Pooh: *dressed as Paddington* dude! 🥺

Paddington: *dressed as Winnie* DUDE! 🥺🥺🥺

— Michael Tannenbaum (@iamTannenbaum) October 21, 2019

12. Y’all can just quit.

https://twitter.com/Colin_Field_/status/1185565602964033536?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.buzzfeed.com%2Fmikespohr%2Ftweets-about-halloween-in-2019

13. My idea of Heaven.

Halloween Dog Parade y’all omg 🥺 pic.twitter.com/EZXTkmqarY

— cave (@caveism) October 19, 2019

14. Some ideas to consider.

https://twitter.com/juliothesquare/status/1185709602207424512?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.buzzfeed.com%2Fmikespohr%2Ftweets-about-halloween-in-2019

15. I feel you.

https://twitter.com/glitter_bat_/status/1186007924755165184?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.buzzfeed.com%2Fmikespohr%2Ftweets-about-halloween-in-2019

What are you doing for Halloween this year?

Let us know your plans in the comments…maybe we can meet up…?

Have a fun and safe Halloween, everyone!

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15 Funny Halloween Tweets to Get You in the Mood for Trick or Treating

1. Guys…consider another costume.

2. All the signs.

3. That is very impressive.

4. Gimme all the candy.

5. Take my money, now.

6. Which one is real?

7. Helping out the kids.

8. Not as advertised.

9. One or the other.

10. I think it sounds fun…

11. You knew this was gonna happen.

12. Y’all can just quit.

13. My idea of Heaven.

14. Some ideas to consider.

15. I feel you.

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1. Guys…consider another costume.

2. All the signs.

3. That is very impressive.

4. Gimme all the candy.

5. Take my money, now.

6. Which one is real?

7. Helping out the kids.

8. Not as advertised.

9. One or the other.

10. I think it sounds fun…

11. You knew this was gonna happen.

12. Y’all can just quit.

13. My idea of Heaven.

14. Some ideas to consider.

15. I feel you.

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