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Sometimes, the internet is just good, clean, fun – and despite the title of the article, these 15 moments are just as good as anything you’re going to find between the sheets.
#15. Like a lover.
“Getting in bed after a very long exhausting day. The sheets seem to cuddle and caress you like a lover.”
#14. That’s the best feeling.
“A hairdresser washing your hair and massaging your scalp. Holy fuck that’s the best feeling.”
#13. Just right.
“When you get the shower temperature juuuuuust right.”
#12. It goes THWOP.
“When you hit a tennis ball just right and it goes THWOP”
#11. Etiquette reasons.
“When you finally scratch the itch you can’t reach inside your pants for etiquette reasons.”
#10. There will be no alarm.
“When you wake up on a Saturday morning with the sun streaking through the curtains thinking you missed your alarm and the realisation hits you: there was no alarm. And there will be no alarm.”
#9. Cool water.
“Being insanely thirsty and chugging cool water.”
#8. So warm and secure.
“This is stupid but I will say it. When I was in middle school my dad would drop me off at school about an hour earlier than anybody else. The janitors would be the only ones there. And there was an inside concession stand in the gym that had this floor to ceiling heater. And i would sit there in front of the heater eating my chocolate donuts and chocolate milk feeling so warm and secure for about 45 mins. I have taken pain pills before and that was the warm feeling I had back then. And now i can close my eyes and still go back to this insignificant time and get that same feeling. No one ever knew about this because i would go hang out with my friends when they got there.”
#7. Being able to breathe.
“Blowing your nose just after a cold, the feeling of goop coming out and being able to breathe better.”
#6. The first 60 degree day.
“Driving with the windows down on the first 60+ degree day after a long winter and smelling barbecue from somewhere in the neighborhood.”
#5. Let’s stay home.
“When the thing you didn’t want to go to gets canceled.”
#4. To make sure I was still there.
“When my ex girlfriend used to wake up during the night and she’d reach for my hand to make sure I was still there.”
#3. Au natural.
“Back scratch by someone with natural nails.”
#2. You don’t have to deal with people.
“That first moment when you get home from work and don’t have to deal with people for the next 12-15 hours.”
#1. Finally get to go.
“When you’ve been busting for the piss for the hours and you finally get to go.”
I have to say, I agree with most of these!
