#13. Pillows
I dislocated my shoulder in a snowboarding accident, and ended up in the ER. I was freaking out when the doctor walked in, so the nice nurse came in to help comfort me.
Before the doc even started, I was squirming like a baby, and I started to feel cozy and happy, thinking maybe the painkillers had finally kicked in.
Turns out, I was nuzzling the nurse’s breasts with my face and really enjoying it.
When I realized what I was doing, I quickly peeled my face away and apologized frantically. She said it was alright.
I’m a girl.
#14. “Open wide”
I was at the eye doctor.
He was examining my eye and he said, “OK, now open wide.”
I opened my mouth as wide as it would go and waited.
An uncomfortable moment passed before he said, “I meant your eye.”
#15. “I figured.”
Female doctor: “Oh I forgot to ask one thing before I let you go… Are you sexually active?”
21 year old me: “No.”
Female doctor: “I figured.”
(leaves)
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