People never cease to amaze me.
Just when I think that I’ve met the dumbest person on the planet…BOOM…here comes another one.
I think you know what I’m talking about, right?
Are you ready to get dumb? Let’s do it with folks from AskReddit!
1. Not accurate.
“A little hard to explain.
They thought “Indian” was a general term for any pre-colonial American and questioned why there was a country in Asia called India.”
2. Uh oh.
“During a biology presentation,(anonymous) keeps saying orgasms instead of organisms.
We all had a good laugh.”
3. Cut off.
“A close friend of mine babysat a boy (5 years old) who believed that girls were boys who had their private parts cut off for bad behaviour…
Something tells me those parents are REALLY messed up.
Btw, my friend was a girl and found out when the boy asked her what she did to have hers “cut off”.”
4. Now you’re in trouble.
“Watching Avengers Endgame in a theater.
Someone in a seat in the front yelled ¨TONY STARK DIES AND THANOS GETS SNAPPED AWAEEEEEEEE!¨
After the movie, like 6 guys beat him up.”
5. Better look into that.
“One classmate said to me that if my palm is bigger than my face, I have AIDS and HIV.”
“When I was in college, a Christian trying to convert me said,” You know, Satan put fossils on Earth to test your faith.”
I just looked at her and just laughed.
Another gem was in high school when a friends sister, who was 16 at the time, I was 17 said to me “did you know rabbits don’t lay eggs?””
7. Straight from Italy.
“We were at Olive Garden when my sister asked all of us if french fries were Italian.
8. Really bad.
“Was asked the other day- “Are you still grieving?”
My baby died 4 months ago. Of freaking course I’m still grieving.
Why would you even ask that question?”
9. Just think about it.
“My dad once told me that if lesbians just “kept an open mind” they would find they really like [men] too.
It was directed at me because he assumed I’m a lesbian without confronting me.”
10. Oh, boy…
“Some girl said in my f***ing HISTORY class (keep in mid we are SENIORS!!!!) that black people originated from white people painting their faces to be a darker shade!!!
I’ve never been more disappointed in the human race.”
11. Florida logic.
“My 12 year old sister said that alligators are in Miami.
And my 18 Years old sister said “Yeah or Florida”.
She’s never moving out…”
“My sister is adamant that not only the Holocaust didn’t happen, but also that 9/11 was an inside job, the Moon Landing was filmed on a Vegas film set, and that vaccines cause health problems such as autism.
Talk about a moron.”
13. Riddle me this.
“Once a friend of mine told me that my dog cant be a dog because she doesn’t chase cats.”
14. What do you think?
“Ok. To set the picture. I am working for a Big Box Retailer.
I am not only wearing the approved pants and shirt, I am also wearing a vest, a name badge, and I am taking boxes from a cart, opening them and placing rhe products on the shelf.
“Do you work here?””
15. Pity the fool.
“A guy yelled at me, because he disagreed when I said that scientists had figured out a way to remove salt from salt water.
I just glared at him. I don’t argue with fools.”
You know the drill…
Now we want to hear from you!
In the comments, tell us about the stupidest thing someone has ever said to you. Thanks!