There are good things about living with other people, but I don’t know – there’s also something great about living alone. There’s no one to tell you what to do, no one to make messes they don’t clean up, and no one to blame if something goes wrong.
There’s also no one to sleep with if you’ve watched one too many true crime documentaries that day.
That said, hearing these totally bizarre roommate stories just might tip the scales…because some of them might even be as scary as those aforementioned documentaries.
16. That’s probably not going to work out.
So much unpacked xenophobia there.
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15. I’m sorry, how is he a doctor now?
I hope he’s not like, a nutritionist.
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14. Does he really have a reason to be mad?
I guess you don’t need a reason.
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13. That is unacceptable.
I think I would be out after the first incident, to be honest.
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12. There is no winner here.
Only losers with spaghetti over their beds.
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11. Nope. I don’t like that at all.
Why would you SAY this to someone?
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10. Definitely a weird quirk.
How about just don’t touch my stuff?
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9. His wife is going to have a rude awakening one day.
Because that’s something you can’t see coming.
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8. Bless.
That would be super cool, though. As long as you’re not there.
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7. She’s looking for a fight.
You don’t mess with a person’s sandwich.
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6. That’s a whole lot of nope.
Get the heck out immediately.
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5. Yes. Weird smelling pee.
A vegetable you can sword fight your siblings with.
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4. That’s a dad’s job.
Definitely not mine.
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3. I knew it was a cat.
Or at least I hoped.
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2. Hey, the floors were clean.
What more do you want?
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1. They only get weirder with time.
Remember that.
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Yeah, I don’t know, y’all. Sometimes I would kill just to be alone in my house.
Do you prefer living alone or with someone else? Tell us which and why in the comments!
