16 Hilariously Bad Language Fails

There’s almost nothing I love in this world more than a good list of English language fails. We know that English is harder than most languages to master, and no matter how impressed we are that you’re trying your best, we also really love to laugh at the fails that result (sorry not sorry).

These 16 texts are big ol’ English fails, and they’re also hilarious (as long as it didn’t happen to you).

16. This is my favorite thing ever.

I hate it when my chicken talks back.

Rude and unreasonable chicken from engrish

15. Honestly this seems fair.

Someone probably should have canceled me awhile ago.

Oh no from engrish

14. Aww, bless their heart.

They do not owe us all an explanation but I love this one anyway.

Very wholesome engrish from engrish

13. Bless his heart.

I’m going to need him to respect English in general.

Oh, deer from engrish

12. It’s either a tailor or a barber.

Go inside to find out!

English level: Expert from engrish

11. Eh, we all get it.

The pictures are really sufficient.

How hard is it? from engrish

10. Ah, the “your mom” insult.

It’s a winner in any language.

detergent from engrish

9. That reply made me spit out my coffee.

There is not a more perfect response in the world.

grammarma from engrish

8. Don’t trust those people.

They might not be who they say they are…I’m just saying.

Tey stolle our stuf! from engrish

7. When you’re having a day.

Just any ol’ type of day, to be honest.

day cake from engrish

6. The church is getting desperate.

Where are they going to use that thing exactly?

🤦🤷 from engrish

5. What is going on here?

I’m thinking he means pic?

Cute Pigs from engrish

4. I assume they used copy/paste.

At least, I really hope they did.

I hope this was copy and paste. from engrish

3. Straight women everywhere felt this in their soul.

I want it on a coffee mug.

Men is too headache from engrish

2. I think that’s very unfair to that cat.

I also have no idea what they actually meant.

Homophobia in its eyes from engrish

1. Maybe this would really get people to leave your new grass alone.

If they think of it as sentient, I mean.

Just five more minutes, Mom. from engrish

Y’all. I stand by my opening statement. I could read these lists forever.

Which one of these made you laugh the hardest? We want to know in the comments!