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While most people use LinkedIn for all things related to searching for a new job, there are actually a few who use it as their primary social media outlet – and who consider themselves “LinkedInfluencers.”
They post a lot of stuff about the “hustle” and being an “entrepreneur” and basically, every buzzword that makes a sane person cringe far, far away.
Need proof these people exist? We think these 16 posts should do it!
16. That wasn’t a choice.
Also, no one cares.
Dude just had to let everyone know
byu/GloomyMenu inLinkedInLunatics
15. Just a couple of days, though.
I wonder if this marriage is going to last.
My wife made me promise not to check LinkedIn on my wedding night! Agree?
byu/zeke_11 inLinkedInLunatics
14. What if I don’t care about being accepted to either?
Asking for me.
Jonathan’s acceptance rate is even lower than Harvard’s; don’t you even try it, low life.
byu/drunk-on-juice inLinkedInLunatics
13. This isn’t an internship, though.
And that’s a whole other conversation the way it is.
smh at all these spoiled people not willing to work for half their market worth for no reason smh
byu/infamouszgbgd inLinkedInLunatics
12. Do you think that’s what his dad meant?
I’m not convinced.
11. Because most of us don’t love our jobs?
Just a thought.
Why even take breaks? Just keep working
byu/xandry123 inLinkedInLunatics
10. My perfect world would look different.
Like one where we could eat donuts but not gain any weight.
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9. This made me laugh.
I don’t think it was supposed to.
I would’ve given him a weird look too…
byu/EruAnnatar inLinkedInLunatics
8. I’m guessing this didn’t go well.
Talk about giving them a reason to say no.
7. Why is there an option other than “it’s their choice.”
The questions I have…
6. Well that seems dark.
It’s hard to read intentions on LinkedIn, though.
Is this a threat?
byu/dances_with_ronaldo inLinkedInLunatics
5. That’s not a skill.
Also, that’s not even that impressive a low blood pressure reading.
Gotta find a way to stand out 😤😤
byu/InvestingWithFactset inLinkedInLunatics
4. I have no idea what’s going on here.
Is there a way to read this as sexual?
3. You’ve done the bare minimum!
Well done.
2. When no one is quoting your brilliance…
You just have to do it yourself.
I am very quotable
byu/dolphinrapeawareness inLinkedInLunatics
1. Who are these people?
Because I would like to talk to just one of them.
Another idiotic “CEO”
byu/HackedElite inLinkedInLunatics
It’s like they all pray to the god of Michael Scott or something.
Could you even make it through this list? It was a little tough, right? Ugh.