Marriage is not for the faint of heart, no matter how many of us are out here making it happen day in and day out.
Staying with someone, loving them despite all of the life you deal with together, and just managing to not run away and change your name all takes effort – and personally, I think being able to laugh about the absurdity of it all is a big reason there are less murders than there might be.
If you agree, you’re going to dig these 16 too-real tweets about holy matrimony.
16. Just change the toilet paper.
Seriously, we’re so tired.
15. Who among us has not been there?
But let’s not pretend it wasn’t a delightful experience.
14. You’ve got to keep them on their toes.
Is this what’s known as “spicing things up?”
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13. You might not wake up.
I’m just saying.
12. Seriously, we’re so tired.
No matter how good the movie may or may not be.
11. You’ve got the smell.
Might as well co-opt the personality, too.
10. We all know who the champion is, too.
It’s me.
9. That’s never going to happen.
When did we get so old?
8. We just want to talk to an adult.
Love us, please.
7. He noticed the important things.
And you both know who he was talking about, so…win?
6. Some people just aren’t crafty.
Go binge some television and enjoy your alone time.
5. He’s sure to see it there.
He’ll be in there for awhile, too, so he needs reading material.
4. Hey, whatever works.
Just be glad he knocked something off the honey do list.
3. I’m sure he’ll appreciate that.
Ours works so hard, too.
2. Don’t say she didn’t warn you.
But honestly who would want to repel an elephant?
1. Hey, you made them.
Now you’ve got to pay for them.
Y’all, I cannot believe we’re all still doing this. Fist-bump, seriously.
Which one of these did you send to your spouse? We want to know down in the comments!
