You know the type of person we’re talking about, right? The ones that share all of the personal details of their lives, relationships, kid’s lives, pet’s medical issues, what’s for dinner every night, the whole nine yards – it’s almost a brand, for some folks.
That said, there’s oversharing and then there’s making people wish they could bleach their eyeballs and brains, and these 16 people are teetering awfully close to the latter.
16. I think that’s about the only appropriate response.
I would murder my husband for this, true or not.
15. Alright well, we all feel sorry for your friends now.
Also I don’t think that’s what it was meant to be used for, but okay.
14. Give this woman her Pulitzer.
And Kleenex should be sending her a lifetime supply.
13. Literally no one asked, and I promise no one wants to know.
In response to a post about the weather, no less.
12. This is definitely a question for only your closest friends.
And even then, only after you’ve had a few drinks.
11. I’d be willing to bet neither of these people are actually having sex.
That, or they’re males under the age of 16.
10. First of all, eyeroll.
Second, who has SEX during TIGER KING?
9. I’m going to go out on a limb and say this person might need a therapist.
Or a long chat with their mother.
8. This is the sort of review no artists needs be made aware of.
Why on earth would she want to know that?
7. As a wife who occasionally drinks and bakes, this is bullsh*t.
First of all…you know what, you can figure it out.
6. Bless his heart.
Maybe Susan was bats, too, so he was reminded?
5. Oh my god please stop.
Which is exactly what the person at the pharmacy was thinking too.
4. Mom counted the condoms! Damn!
She’s not playing around with any excuses, kiddo!
3. This is a sad one.
She probably just wanted talk about him.
2. I guess it’s no good not related to making sure people know you have sex.
Humans are so ridiculous y’all I cannot.
1. So…none of us are supposed to talk about our good mothers?
I’m all for being sensitive, but yeesh.
I’m honestly kind of sorry I shared these, because there’s no going back now.
Do you have an over-sharer in your online life? Tell us the most appalling thing they’ve posted in the coments!