There are two types of lazy people in this world: plain-old-lazy and holy-crap-you-might-be-a-genius-lazy. The following 17 people have taken being lazy to such a new level that we only thought it right to honor them with this list. Our only regret is how much effort we put into making it.

1. There’s no law that says you have to get out of the car.

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2. His friend’s reaction says it all.

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3. Who knew takeout containers could float?

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4. Ah, yes…the classic “lazy knot.”

5. Sounds like the best day ever.

6. Just like they did in the old days.

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7. “I don’t need my own power chair honey…”

8. Why throw away toilet paper rolls when you can make art instead?

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9. Who wants the corner slice?

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10. When your razor breaks but you’ve got an interview in the morning.

11. Need. More. Wheels.

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12. Even kiosks need a day off.

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13. This young student needed to write a bunch of Hs. I’d give them an A+.

14. DIY weenie roast.

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15. When all the plates are dirty.

16. When you want to turn off the light but also don’t want to get out of bed.

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17. There…that’s better.

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I don’t know about you, but I am inspired.