There are so many weird people out there, and so many resulting oddities on Cragislist, that you have to be pretty stinking strange to end up on a list of the absolute weirdest.
And yet here we are, my friends, with these 17 delightfully weird ads.
You’re welcome.
17. I don’t have anything nice to say, sooo…
I have these ingredients at home, though. Just saying.
Saw this on eBay, thought it belonged here.
byu/Tmiester22 inCrackheadCraigslist
16. Well if that’s not the start of a lasting romance…
This brought tears of laughter to my eyes.
15. I literally don’t know what to say.
Like…is this a service people need?
Don’t be lonely this holiday season
byu/Trippy_Styx666 inCrackheadCraigslist
14. What a bargain!
I hope the police aren’t monitoring Craigslist.
A bargain if you ask me
byu/thebombchu inCrackheadCraigslist
13. Is this real life?
It’s a joke, right? It must be a joke.
Selling my pet lobster. Do not UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES play him Johnny Cash
byu/Galantis31 inCrackheadCraigslist
12. Just when you think you’ve seen it all.
Imagine what this creativity could do if put to good use!
Fake wasp nest
byu/Subscrib-2-PewDiePie inCrackheadCraigslist
11. That is one way to make extra money around the holidays.
Not an ethical way, but you know. A way.
A smart investment, if you ask me
byu/alexsava24 inCrackheadCraigslist
10. I knew where this was going but it was still funny though.
No one in their right mind would choose their girlfriend over their dog!
9. I am laughing, and yet…
It makes me sad that some lonely person might pay someone to mourn at his funeral.
Bahamian hollering eh?
byu/XHollowsmokeX inCrackheadCraigslist
8. And what happened to the caramel corn, TODD.
I don’t KNOW Margo!
7. Seems like a match made in heaven.
Or, you know, somewhere else. But still, a match!
6. Is he…missing some fingers?
I’m sure it wasn’t the saw that did it, though, right?
5. You gotta move fast when you find a gem like this one.
I mean, one in a million!
4. Now that’s a job I’d like to have.
Free food and beer, some friends and some stories? Why not?
Image Credit: Imgur
3. Why are people like this?
And why would you destroy a perfectly good baseball cap?
2. I’m thinking she’s not going to call.
Unless the police are also on the line, I mean.
Image Credit: Imgur
1. Woooowwww.
You’re definitely safe from me.
Good luck trying to rob me with these bad boys
byu/Spooky_H_Christ_ inCrackheadCraigslist
These are funny and we all laugh at them but remember never to meet an interest stranger alone or at your home.
Consider this your mom advice for the day. Go drink some water.
