#5. So many people have had this realization. SO MANY.
Up until my late teens, I thought “Alzheimer’s Disease” was called “Old Timers Disease”. It sounded the same and made sense. #imdumb
— Erin McManus (@TheRinster) May 14, 2016
#4. Wait, what are you supposed to do with it?
@FallonTonight #ImDumb #FallonTonight My date took me to a fancy restaurant, ordered wine. The waiter handed me the cork & I licked it.
— Amy Modaff (@amym0711) May 13, 2016
#3. I hope there was a fridge down there. And a toilet.
i painted the stairs leading to basement going down. i was trapped for three and a half hours. #imdumb
— eazy (@evan_aye) May 12, 2016
#2. Mouths, man. They just get away from you sometimes.
When I went to the movies, the guy at the ticket counter said “enjoy your movie!” I smiled and said, “you too!” #imdumb
— Dylan (@DylanLangley) May 12, 2016
#1. This is the new dumb.
Once I tried to use my fingers to zoom in on my school pictures. #Imdumb
— Zoë Blaire (@Blaire_47) May 12, 2016
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