Tweets are always coming. They never stop, and if you’re someone who spends time on Twitter then you already know that finding the ones that don’t make you want to throw all of humanity in a deep, dark hole can be harder than it seems.
That’s what we’re here for, though – to unearth those gems for you without you having to scroll through all of the dregs to find them!
We found these 14 posts recently and thought they were just too good to pass up!
14. Why is this so true, though?
I have no idea why I even try.
oh good the mail’s here, can’t wait to open 50 different envelopes from my bank stuffed with 75 pages each saying “thank you for going paperless”
— broti gupta (@BrotiGupta) January 9, 2022
13. You have to laugh at this one.
I don’t care how dumb it is.
12. No one really wants to date me.
Trust me, I’ve got a lot going on.
https://twitter.com/ginnyhogan_/status/1479926369882677249?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1479926369882677249%7Ctwgr%5E%7Ctwcon%5Es1_c10&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.huffpost.com%2Fentry%2Ffunniest-tweets-from-women-january-8-14_n_61e08e6ce4b0b18d14623641
11. Aren’t we all?
I don’t know how else we can survive it all, to be honest.
10. Those are just the times you saw.
Trust me, there are always more.
9. Don’t bother contacting your insurance company.
They aren’t interested in paying any.
https://twitter.com/EmissaryKerry/status/1479867186835505153?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1479867186835505153%7Ctwgr%5E%7Ctwcon%5Es1_c10&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.huffpost.com%2Fentry%2Ffunniest-tweets-from-women-january-8-14_n_61e08e6ce4b0b18d14623641
8. Just looking at that gives me anxiety.
How can I relate so much to a chair?
7. I don’t know how else to get through it.
If anyone has suggestions, I’m all ears.
6. He keeps peeking back in.
Because we all know those trash shows are addictive as heck.
5. You’ve still got time.
That’s the same thing I tell myself every single day so it must be true.
4. Otherwise you might forget.
And then everyone will think that you hate them, obviously.
3. We’ve been doing this for ages.
The world of science and technology is just catching up.
https://twitter.com/jennasauers/status/1480228280393424901?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1480228280393424901%7Ctwgr%5E%7Ctwcon%5Es1_c10&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.huffpost.com%2Fentry%2Ffunniest-tweets-from-women-january-8-14_n_61e08e6ce4b0b18d14623641
2. It’s just an excuse to talk to you.
Call your parents, you ungrateful wretch!
1. You just feel so healthy.
Like a real accomplishment. Pat yourself on the back.
If only all of Twitter was like these tweets, I think we would all be a bit happier for it.
Which one of these did you share with a friend? Let us know in the comments!
