I don’t know about you, but I’m feeling a little bit gun shy about predicting anything about the year to come – after the past couple of years, I definitely don’t want to challenge the universe.
These 18 people have no such qualms, though, and don’t mind throwing out some predictions for the coming year – so read through them and then hold your breath.
18. Dream big.
Imma be half my body weight and look hot af while holding down this awesome well paying job in Boston with a black sports car and a Ducati streetfighter V4s in black carbon. 😂😂😂 dreams but still
17. I think these are all fair assumptions.
Things will get more expensive.
Wages will not increase.
The beatings will continue until morale improves.
16. Sounds like a ball.
More inflation, more virus variants, more sadness.
15. A real crisis.
Rent increased all over the US this year. I wonder if it’ll go up again in 2022. I’ve seen entire apartment complexes vacate over a 300$ increase this year. Any more increases and we’ll have a real crisis on our hands.
They increased the rent at my old place by $600. It was extremely lucky we already had a new place we were moving to, because holy shit.
It’s disgusting that these rents are going up so high everywhere even though nobody’s making money but then we’re supposed to feel bad for the landlords??
14. Weddings for everyone.
A lot of people getting married on 02/22/2022.
I’m owning that I originally posted 2222. One user noticed my typo. That user gets a gold star.
13. A bit disturbing.
Just like 2021, it’s going to pass by in the blink of an eye.
Time is moving by so fast right now and it’s disturbing. WFH doesn’t help. Every day is the same, not much to do. Weekends end in a split second, but then suddenly it’s the weekend again.
I’ve never felt time moving this quickly I don’t know what’s going on.
12. This seems like a copout.
Hear me out: It’s gonna start on January 1st, a Saturday
11. It’s going to end badly.
I worry about the housing market. The prices are insanely inflated right now. My house alone when up in price, but if I sold it there is no way I could buy a new house because the market is that crazy where I live.
I can only imagine how bad that is going to end.
10. Finger’s crossed.
Becoming a year older I hope.
9. Not Betty White!
London Bridge Falls. Mass casualty event, domestic terrorism tied to the election, Facebook broken into parts like “ma bell”, a whole string of over 80 actors die including (gasp) betty white (☹️,) limited us armed conflict in asia. Oh yeah, and a mcrib shortage.
8. How can we stop it?
More authoritarianism and more divisions among us 🙁
7. Well that’s uplifting.
2021 was awful. Lost my wife. And can’t see how 2022 will be any better. Likely even worse.
6. That’s optimistic?
Trying to be optimistic…
I hope I get proposed to.
I believe people are going to be struggling, inflation will be sky high.
5. No more optimism.
The last few years, I’ve been outwardly optimistic about the upcoming year. I would say things like “this is going to be our year” or “last year was rough but this one will be great.”
That hasn’t been working out for any of us. I may have jinxed humanity. I’m very sorry.
So, this year, I officially predict that 2022 is going to be the worst year ever.
4. The gift that keeps on giving.
We will still get calls about our car’s extended warranty.
3. I thought we already saw this one.
Covid 2: this time it’s personal.
This legit made me laugh out loud.
2. This dumpster is getting awfully full.
I believe its going to be a dumpster fire containing this years dumpster fire which is still burning with last years dumpster fire.
1. The queen is never going to die.
Covids resrections are gonna lighten up, I’m gonna be still getting over my ex, and she’s gonna be with multiple other dudes, I will be working full time and passing all my classes anyways bc I’m a bad bitch
The queen won’t die.
Y’all, I don’t even know what to think about what might be coming around the corner, but I do know that we’re probably not going to be surprised by it.
What are your predictions for next year? Drop them in the comments if you’re brave enough!
