Ah, the many joys of parenting. It truly takes a saint to raise a child, especially when it comes to feeding one.
Kids can be so picky, but some of their demands are truly hilarious, not to mention outrageous. It’s comedic gold.
Here are 18 of the funniest reasons why kids refused to eat their food.
1. Well, he’s got a point.
We can totally see it.
2. So clever!
Seriously, your kid seems advanced in the humor department.
3. Words are hard, OK?
You just wouldn’t understand.
4. Triangles rule everything around me.
And they just taste way better, too.
5. My eyes, my eyes!
6. Well, you can’t break with tradition Mom.
Don’t you know anything at all??
7. Don’t eat that!
Frame it. That’s a masterpiece.
8. A burgeoning vegetarian.
Hey, he knows what he likes, alright?
9. We got a big problem here.
Have you seen this rice?!
10. Just a little bit more, please.
11. Well, who wants cheese everywhere?
I mean she seriously just can’t deal.
12. You wouldn’t eat dirty food, would you?
Well, would you?!
13. There’s a BIG difference, Mom.
Big. Huge. Insurmountable.
14. GAH! Weeds!
That’s not appetizing.
15. Can’t your work magic, Dad?
16. Mmmm, waxy.
Very interesting consistency and texture.
17. Accurate. Yep.
Well, what do you even say to that?
18. How did those get there?!
And where did my spoon collection go?
Kids. Can’t live with ’em, can’t live without ’em. But at the end of the day, I’m glad parents are out there fighting the good fight so that we can chuckle at quality content like this.
What was the one food you refused to eat as a child?
Let us know in the comments!