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18 Hilarious Times Kids Refused to Eat Their Food

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Ah, the many joys of parenting. It truly takes a saint to raise a child, especially when it comes to feeding one.

Kids can be so picky, but some of their demands are truly hilarious, not to mention outrageous. It’s comedic gold.

Here are 18 of the funniest reasons why kids refused to eat their food.

1. Well, he’s got a point.

We can totally see it.

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#mykidcanteatthis bacon because it looks like a shrimp and he doesn't like shrimp. @mykidcanteatthis

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2. So clever!

Seriously, your kid seems advanced in the humor department.

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#mykidcanteatthis cracker because it is currently a part of an art piece that he created. He calls it "Cheezit Take the Wheel." @mykidcanteatthis

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3. Words are hard, OK?

You just wouldn’t understand.

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Breakfast negotiations with the @beyondfitkids… 😆 #mykidcanteatthis because…. It's what he asked for?! 🤔 Someone tell me I'm not alone?! #momlife #toddler

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4. Triangles rule everything around me.

And they just taste way better, too.

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#MyKidCantEatThis because the pizza is cut in squares not triangles and square pizza is too fancy. #SquarePizzaIsForRoyalty #TrianglesAreForBrokePeople #KidLogic #ThisIsWhyMommyDrinks – @beadsbeignetsandtravel

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5. My eyes, my eyes!

It burns!

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#MyKidCantEatThis because my son says there are too many colors and it hurts his eyes. My daughter carried the zucchini home from the farmers market like a baby, so she won't dare eat it. -#TotallyLegit #OverlyBrightDinner #ZucchiniBabyMama – @coffeepoweredmommy

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6. Well, you can’t break with tradition Mom.

Don’t you know anything at all??

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#MyKidCantEatThis because a piece broke off of the bar and he "usually doesn't eat them when this happens." #OkThen #IfThatsWhatYouUsuallyDo #CantArgueWithFacts – @wagnerjeremiah

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7. Don’t eat that!

Frame it. That’s a masterpiece.

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#MyKidCantEatThis fresh carrot from the garden because it has legs. #sexycarrotsofinstagram #legsfordays #ThatStemTho – @emilygraceb

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8. A burgeoning vegetarian.

Hey, he knows what he likes, alright?

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#MyKidCantEatThis grilled cheese sandwich because it has a "tail" and he doesn't eat animals. #NiceTry #CheeseTail #BandNames #EatYourFood – @rugratmommy

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9. We got a big problem here.

Have you seen this rice?!

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#MyKidCantEatThis THERE ARE VEGETABLES IN THE RICE. I REPEAT, THERE ARE VEGETABLES IN THE RICE. #ThisIsNotADrill #Crying #Trash #TrustIssues – @mrsfliege

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10. Just a little bit more, please.

Milk everywhere!

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#MyKidCantEatThis because there's not enough milk. Another gallon should do it. #MilkIsntFreeKid #MaybeGetAJob – @LDellThompson

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11. Well, who wants cheese everywhere?

I mean she seriously just can’t deal.

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#MyKidCantEatThis because the cheese on her grilled cheese is "too soft" and "there's like cheese everywhere." #umwhat #CheeseIsOurFriend – @laurenwisner

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12. You wouldn’t eat dirty food, would you?

Well, would you?!

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#MyKidCantEatThis because "it's dirty." On Earth we call this "seasoning." – @jaimiellopez

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13. There’s a BIG difference, Mom.

Big. Huge. Insurmountable.

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#MyKidCantEatThis because she asked for cheese and crackers, not crackers and cheese. #CanYouSpotTheDifference #GetItRight #ReasonsMommyDrinks – @twokidsandababy

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14. GAH! Weeds!

That’s not appetizing.

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#MyKidCantEatThis because "there's WEEDS in them!!" #PoorQualityControl #WhoLetThisHappen #WeedFruit #BandNames – @lahleeeelyra

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15. Can’t your work magic, Dad?

Come on!

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#MyKidCantEatThis because after she told me to peel and cut it, she now wants me to put it back together. #Threenager – @rozepeel

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16. Mmmm, waxy.

Very interesting consistency and texture.

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How bad are my baking skills that this is the first thing she tried? #MyKidCantEatThis but she gave it a shot. – @mediocreparenting

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17. Accurate. Yep.

Well, what do you even say to that?

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#MyKidCantEatThis because it's cold and "tastes like you mixed a bunch of fruits together." Um, I did. 😐 #ItsCalledFruitSalad- @malzoos

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18. How did those get there?!

And where did my spoon collection go?

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#MyKidCantEatThis because there are too many spoons in the bowl. (You'll never, EVER, guess who put them there.) – @emhawkerblog

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Kids. Can’t live with ’em, can’t live without ’em. But at the end of the day, I’m glad parents are out there fighting the good fight so that we can chuckle at quality content like this.

What was the one food you refused to eat as a child?

Let us know in the comments!