I love all of the serious topics that come up on Reddit. It gives us a weird insight into human nature, I think, and can get us thinking about our own responses to some really deep thoughts on life.
That said, I also adore the random questions on Reddit that make you think in a different way – like this one, asking what people would whisper into the ears of every person on the planet if they could.
Here are 18 answers I think you’re going to enjoy.
18. You knew this was coming.
Hey how you doin’, lil mama? Lemme whisper in your ear
Tell you something that you might like to hear.
17. How to panic everyone at once.
Five
Four
Three
Two
One.
Let’s jam.
16. So many people need to hear this.
“This is God. Stop being a dick.”
15. It would mean something different to everyone.
“Do it.” in the Palpatine voice.
14. More than one person would do it.
“The time has come. Execute Order 66.”
13. This would cause all kinds of trouble.
“Simulation ending in 48 hours”
12. Excellent reference.
You have fought valiantly… but in vain. I do not wish this. Every drop of magical blood spilled is a terrible waste.
I therefore command my forces to retreat. In their absence, dispose of your dead with dignity.
11. Cash in.
If I had a heads up I would probably email Coca-Cola and see if they would pay for me to whisper an ad.
Just imagine being in a life threatening situation where someone is attempting to murder you (or worse) and some jacka$$ is whispering into your head about Coca Cola lmao
10. What a waste – but a funny one.
Never gonna give you up never gonn-
The rickroll heard around the world!!!
9. Confession time.
I know what you did.
8. Wise words.
Be excellent to each other.
And party on dudes!
7. No one is going to stand up.
Will the real slim shady please stand up.
I repeat. Will the Real Slim Shady Please Stand Up?
6. Nooooo make it stop.
Hello, we have been trying to reach you about your cars extended warranty.
5. I like this one.
There are many faces, but one mind. You are me, and I am you.
I am the walrus. Coo-coo-cathchoo.
4. Have a good weekend.
“All your religions are wrong, I am the true creator of your world and if you don’t stop murdering each other and be nicer and have more respect for people and the environment I SWEAR TO ME BRO. I WILL F**KING END YOU.
Have a good weekend.”
3. If only people would believe it.
It’s not all about you.
This was my first thought after reading the question.
2. Plain and simple.
I really like the idea of just telling everyone to have a good weekend. Could you imagine how legendary that weekend would be for the world over?
1. This made me snort.
Check out my fire mixtape.
I’m going to have to think about my answer to this – it would be a lot of responsibility!
If you know what you would say, tell us about it in the comments!
