20 Brutally Honest – And Truly Hilarious – Tweets About Parenting

There’s only one way to talk honestly about parenting – you lay it all out there and you trust that your fellow parents will get why it’s ok to laugh at what is also something you could cry over if you wanted.

These 20 parents took to Twitter to help us all laugh at those kinds of situations, and we’re here for it.

If you are too, you’re about to be delighted.

20. It’s not the best.

Sucked as a kid, sucks now.

19. Yeah, but at least the kids are cute.

Most of the time, anyway.

18. You never know how long you’re gonna be in there.

You’ve gotta be prepared.

17. They’ve gotta be good for something.

Especially once they become teenagers.

16. The pig nose, the lack of a body…

I really don’t know where to start.

15. She’s not wrong.

But your family is her family so joke’s on her.

14. I don’t know what the point even is.

Answer, don’t…they never stop.

13. You have taught her well.

Perhaps too well, as it turns out.


12. A true tragedy.

But we will persevere.

11. The things you don’t think about.

I guess it’s impossible to cover all of the bases.

10. When you can’t find any forks…

It’s time to do a cleaning.

9. You can’t have it all.

Sometimes you can’t have any of it, to be honest.

8. There’s hope for the next generation.

I can see the future.

7. You love to see it.

You almost don’t want to draw a match. Almost.

6. I actually love this.

But only because it’s not my kid.

5. There are many delightful things about preschoolers.

This is definitely one of them.

4. You always want to clarify.

Things aren’t always as bad as you might think.

3. Well crafted.


2. Right on cue.

He knows his lines!

1. That’s why, you Neanderthal.

This was bound to happen eventually.

Ahhh, it’s just so nice to know we’re not alone, right?

What’s the worst thing you’ve laughed at as a parent? Tell us about it in the comments.