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Horror movies aren’t for everyone, but most of us have waded into the gory, jump-scare waters at some point in our lives.
Whether you’re a casual viewer or an avid fan, you’re going to love these 20 hilariously on-point horror movie jokes – so go ahead and scroll (no eye-covering needed)!
20. It all makes sense, now.
It took a pandemic for us to understand.
https://www.instagram.com/p/CEMpDV-A_m0/?utm_source=ig_embed
19. Dolls are automatically scary.
I don’t make the rules.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BwxKsexF8dd/?utm_source=ig_embed
18. It’s the only reason I would be running.
What other reason could there be?
https://www.instagram.com/p/CAa0AzhFNme/?utm_source=ig_embed
17. Don’t read that to your kids.
Unless you want to be up all night for less fun reasons.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BpZmBjFhpuP/?utm_source=ig_embed
16. That’s true.
Also you can pretend they would defend you.
15. They’re clearly the same person.
How does she hit those high notes?
14. Put on your best smile.
There’s no way to get rid of the crazy eyes, though.
https://www.instagram.com/p/B-r846ZlVYK/?utm_source=ig_embed
13. Everyone needs to relax sometimes.
Even crazy killers I guess.
12. I’d say it’s time to hunker down.
Let the amateurs take care of things.
https://www.instagram.com/p/B9mZVa9FS5l/?utm_source=ig_embed
11. We all need this in our lives.
We had no idea how much until right now.
10. That would work on me, and I’m grown.
In theory.
https://www.instagram.com/p/B6S6mUKlNXA/?utm_source=ig_embed
9. It’s definitely true.
Talented, too.
8. You definitely don’t want it to catch you by surprise.
That’s a good way to have a heart attack.
7. That’s one take.
Or one attempt at a legal defense, I suppose.
https://www.instagram.com/p/CHqEmXklqwS/?utm_source=ig_embed
6. We’re big talkers until there’s a noise.
Then it’s all out the window.
https://www.instagram.com/p/CAA8J-kl-_r/?utm_source=ig_embed
5. That’s how they know they picked the right victim.
Only clumsy girls go down like that.
https://www.instagram.com/p/CCWE7YzlQka/?utm_source=ig_embed
4. Smell the murder and mayhem.
Or maybe that’s just pumpkin spice.
https://www.instagram.com/p/CFvEYk5FVbH/?utm_source=ig_embed
3. We’ve been preparing for this moment.
But no, we’re not ready.
https://twitter.com/DepressedDarth/status/904431926387363840?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E904431926387363840%7Ctwgr%5E%7Ctwcon%5Es1_&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.buzzfeed.com%2Fmichelelbird%2Fthe-funniest-jokes-for-horror-movie-lovers
2. Yeah, that’s what I like.
Imma eat it ALLLLL up.
https://www.instagram.com/p/CIn8cJ8FQP_/?utm_source=ig_embed
1. I’M SO FREAKED OUT.
Pour me another cup. Now.
https://www.instagram.com/p/CAph2ViFaq3/?utm_source=ig_embed
These are just too well-crafted. I can’t help but love them!
What is your favorite horror movie? Share it with us in the comments!
