It sounds like something from a…erm…adult film.
The new neighbor stops by to say hello. Oh, I’m sorry, I’m just in a towel, I wasn’t expecting anyone. “No,” she says, twirling her hair in her finger and closing the door behind her. “The towell is just fine. Why don’t you show me around.”
A bass-heavy theme starts playing. You know the rest.
I don’t know if something like that is how any of these real neighbor-cheating scenarios went, but I’d kind of like to think so.
20. “The father of my child.”
Again, you need to get away from each other.
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19. “I admitted to it.”
You can run from the people but not the problem.
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18. “My boyfriend is locked up.”
I’m sure he’ll love that bit of news.
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17. “I refuse to tell my neighbor.”
Well somebody’s gotta know.
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16. “Losing my virginity.”
That’s quite a step there.
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15. “Just to get back at him.”
Yeah I coulda told you that wasn’t gonna work.
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14. “He never found out.”
He hasn’t found out yet.*
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13. “I feel really bad.”
Hey, I would too.
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12. “I really regret it.”
It’s a familiar tune.
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11. “It was soo much better.”
That’s not a great sign of things to come.
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10. “He’s playing two girls.”
Well, you two clearly need to break up immediately.
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9. “I don’t know what to do.”
That right there is a no win situation.
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8. “This complicates things.”
It’s all fun and games until…
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7. “I don’t love my husband anymore.”
That all sounds perfectly horrible, thanks.
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6. “She has no idea.”
Doesn’t mean she won’t find out eventually.
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5. “I don’t know how to leave.”
That’s a long time to hold that in.
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4. “To be with him instead.”
As always, the choice is yours.
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3. “My boyfriend of 8 months.”
The Barracuda is a nice little bit of color for the story.
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2. “Can’t stop thinking…”
So close and yet so far.
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1. “I still don’t feel guilty.”
Well, that’s rather telling.
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There’s a whole lotta yikes floating around up there.
Have you ever been involved in a cheating situation?
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