#14. Poor Wayne
A gun rack… Thanks, stacy.
I don’t even own a gun, let alone many guns that could necessitate an entire rack.
#15. Intervention?
My SO was trying to surprise me by saying he made an appointment for us over the Valentine’s Day weekend.
My first thought was that he scheduled a therapy appointment for us:
“Happy Valentine’s Day sweetie! You have problems…”
Turns out it was couple’s massage.
Thank god I got a massage instead of an intervention.
#16. “No, you just have to wait…”
I bought an ex gf one of every Valentine’s Day gift: bear, candy, lingerie, wine, balloons… all of it.
She got me a turtle that sings, “Can’t Hurry Love.”
Took me awhile to get that hint.
#17. Slurp!
A bottle of bleach with a zany curly straw in it.
#18. Empty…
A scrapbook containing, “all your happiest memories together,” that when you open it turns out to be blank.
#19. Step One:
You cut a hole in a box…
#20. Will they make it to next year?..
I bought my Girlfriend a “World’s Okayest Girlfriend” coffee mug from World’s Okayest.
She refuses to drink from it, and I find it hilarious.
She does not like the mug at all, which makes me like it even more.
#21. The Sweater
Last Valentine’s, my gf found a sweater that my ex left a long time ago in my closet.
I didn’t have the heart to tell her it was from my ex, so I said I had bought it for her for Valentine’s.
She was so surprised and happy, and she absolutely loves the sweater.
She wears it all the time…
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