1. Spoons, aka Moms’ Kryptonite.
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2. Umm… did it come like this?
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3. What was I supposed to do, invest it?
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4. Checkmate.
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5. Moooooooooom.
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6. … but do we have McDonald’s at home?
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7. If you need me I’ll be at the club.
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8. Three words-per-minute.
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9. The ultimate betrayal.
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10. I didn’t know my voice could go that loud.
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11. Get the goods.
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12. Why must you torture us?
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13. Keep trying, I’m sure you’ll change her mind…
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14. The hospital must give them away after each birth.
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15. Do I know you?
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16. *wipes sweat off forehead*
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17. But… isn’t my love enough?
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18. Oh, how the tables have turned…
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19. Only a mom could stretch two minutes into an eternity.
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20. Sneak Level: 9999
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21. Welp.
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22. What could I have… oh, yeah, that’s it.
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23. She’ll always be there for you.
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