These situations are always THE WORST. Someone says something totally ridiculous and you think they’re messing with you. You proceed to laugh in their face until you realize THEY’RE BEING SERIOUS.

It’s incredibly uncomfortable all around. These AskReddit users recall times in their lives when someone told them something they thought was BS…and their response backfired on them. Enjoy!

1. No hands!

I was hanging out with a couple of friends one day. We were just talking and we ended up on the subject of our first time pleasuring ourselves.

One of my friend begins his story. First thing he told us was that for the first two months after he started, he did not use his hands. We thought he was joking until he gave us a dead serious look. All of us immediately asked how did he get off with no hands. He described that he would sit down and use his thighs to stimulate himself until he would finish.

To this day the saying “look mom! no hands” has a completely different meaning to us.

2. Good situation for him…

An old roommate wanted me to start paying more in rent because he was trying to save up to buy himself a house.

3. More like Lego-lol, ammiright?

I asked a coworker what his son’s name was, and he answered “Legolas.” After two seconds of laughing, I realized he wasn’t laughing. His son is actually named Legolas.

4. Not creepy

I went on a date with a dude in high school and he told me that he had astral projected himself into my dreams for the past few weeks to “groom” me sexually for him.

I don’t know man.

5. Beautiful name

My friend told me that she was naming her daughter “Bunny Petunia.”

I just laughed and said “Can you even imagine how much she would hate you if you did that?!” I felt bad but I decided to go all in with the honesty and tell her that Petunia sounds like a reasonable name (even though it reminds me of the awful aunt in Harry Potter) but that a 35-year-old woman named Bunny might have a hard time being taken seriously by her peers in a professional setting.

6. Deadly serious

Playing video games with some buddies at their house. One guy lost in a stupid way and he jokingly threw his controller away and pretended to throw a tantrum on the floor. We were all laughing at him, but then it kept going… and then his head shifted over to wall.

That’s when we realized he was being deadly serious. And we all fell silent.

7. Poor kid

When my daughter said she had been stung by a bee and it went all of the way through her. It turned out she had been stung on the chest and back at the same time.

8. Sounds like a keeper

A girl I was seeing told me she didn’t believe in dinosaurs.

Her issue with dinosaurs wasn’t so much creationist denial as much as it was a belief that they were a marketing scheme companies invented to sell dinosaur toys. Also the toy companies must’ve planted fossils, because how else did they get there?

A couple weeks later I got her a dinosaur doll. She got really mad and was like… “That’s what they want!”

9. What.

I dated a girl a few years back. One day we’re chilling at my house, and I ask her if she wants to watch a space documentary. Her response blew me away.

She said she “doesn’t believe in space.”

She was 100% convinced that the sky was all their was and that space was a huge cover up by the government or something.

At first I laughed, then we argued and I couldn’t win because I haven’t been to space to prove it exists.

We didn’t see much of each other after that.

10. Hmmmmm

Someone once said to me “Wait you’re Chinese? I always thought you were Asian.”

11. Jerry

Was hanging out with a friend and we ran into someone he knew from a while ago. He asked how another friend was doing.

My friend: How’s Jerry doing?

His Friend: Oh he’s dead.

Me: Hahahahaahahaaah! Ohnothatwasn’tajoke…

12. Brilliant

On Wednesday, a customer asked me why our produce section was so empty, especially in terms of stuff like lettuce. I told him that it was because of extreme weather in Spain, where we source most of our stuff from. He cut off my explanation with “why does it matter what’s going on in Spain. We’re in America?”

13. Drama Camp

I used to teach drama camp (ugh). I would take suggestions from the kids on Monday, write a half-hour play based on those suggestions that night, and then they would perform it on Friday.

I once had a parent come to see me after reading the script. Turns out she had found a whole new way of being offended.

She asked if there was a way to do a play with no conflict in it. I laughed, assuming that she was poking fun at the other overly sensitive parents I had to deal with.

But no, she meant it. She wanted us to tell a story without any obstacles or confrontations. I then carefully explained to her that a story without conflict would not be a story, but just a series of occurrences.

Man wants pizza. Man goes to fridge. There is pizza in fridge. Man eats pizza. Theatre!

14. Fleas

Worked at a pet food store. A woman came in and asked where to put topical flea medicine on her kids. I laughed way too hard. She complained to my manager, who also laughed.

15. Rocks

I work as a server in a restaurant. We use little wooden trays as check presenters and since it is an open air restaurant we weigh down the receipts with decorative stones (shiny ones like for the bottoms of fish tanks). I dropped a check for an older couple and when I got back the man said “You should warn people that those rocks aren’t chocolates! I could have broken a tooth!” I get a lot of older people who like to josh around with me so I definitely thought he was kidding.

He was not. He was actually mad at me because he had tried to eat the rock and it was obviously my fault.

16. Holy Shit!

I was at work one day with a couple of other people and we had a shift manager that liked to fake fight and punch people for fun.

One day, one of our coworkers came to work and announced that she was pregnant. He thought it was a funny joke, ran up to her and punched her right in the stomach. She was furious! Thankfully the baby turned out perfectly fine.

17. Oh boy…

A man was regaling his fellow party-goers with his drunken jokes. He described being found as a newborn in a field, after his teenage mother hid her pregnancy and gave birth at home. All he knew about her was she was a Waffle House waitress. We sat there, enthralled, waiting for the punchline, until we realized he’d moved from “life of the party” onto the “in vino veritas” stage of drunkenness.

18. …gross

A co-worker mentioned that she thought milk was too rich, so she poured herself a glass of water, and added two of those little cups of non-dairy creamer.

This was almost two years ago, and I still don’t know what to think.

19. Genius

This one girl asked me if 9/11 really happened on 9/11 or did the news and others SAY it happened on 9/11 because it sounded more legit than any other day. I’ve never heard a 9/11 conspiracy quite like that one.

20. “Nice one”

I was taking a long leg cast off a kid about 2.5-3 years old. After I get the cast split open and pull it off, mother says, “Oh, his toe fell off.” I’m like, “heh, nice one.”

The kid was in the cast because his small toe had been nearly amputated and reattached; the doc was hoping what tissue was still connected would be enough to vascularize the distal portion. It wasn’t and the kid’s toe had indeed fallen off.

21. “No!”

I was at a steakhouse and as always, it was the birthday for a girl across the table. She was there with her mom and probably a good friend. Anyway, once the table realized it was her birthday and we all wished her a good day, she asked me how old I thought she was. If I were putting money on it I would have said 13, but I figured she’d feel good if I said I thought she was a bit older, so I guessed 16. She got mad”and said “No! I’m 20!!” I laughed. She didn’t.

22. Did you do it, bro?

I was a waiter and guy said his wife wanted to go home with me. I had never heard of anything like that before.

23. Flat Earth

I met a guy who’s studying engineering with me and he mentioned to me he’s part of the flat earth society.

I laughed at first but he didn’t laugh with me, we ended up having an hour long debate. No matter what I said, he wouldn’t believe me and I learned he believed in almost every conspiracy theory out there.

We’re still friends but we don’t mention politics or anything like that anymore, he’s also a “Trump supporter” despite the fact that we live in South Africa.

24. Hahahahaha

First day on a new job, my boss was discussing standard office policies. He said, “And I’d like to point out we have an open door policy here.”

I said, “Oh, great! So if I have a problem I can come to you?”

He said, “No, I mean keep your office door open at all times.”

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