I love my kids, but they have never done anything as entertaining as a good tweet. Not even close.
Besides, I can still watch them and look at Twitter. It’s called multitasking. They can watch each other. I’m kidding of course! However, what I’m not kidding about is how great these tweets are this week. Pour yourself a nice tall glass of wine!
Get ready to spit it out all over the dog because these are gonna make you LOL.
28. Hahaha, this is hilarious.
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27. Yeah, but the dog survived, so…
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26. Oh brother…
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25. Oh snap… he’s right.
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24. Megan! Time to hit AA gurl!
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23. I think it’ll hold!
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22. YAS! Praise be!
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21. That’s the right answer!
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20. To be fair, lava does look VERY touchable.
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19. I have no idea what’s going on right now…
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18. That is a perfect photo!
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17. Yikes!
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16. Jeezus!
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15. There’s a sad cowboy emoji? Since when?
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14. Yeah, that about covers it!
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13. We’re right there with ya, fam!
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12. Oh, that’s very punny!
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11. WELCOME TO THE TERRORDOME!
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10. Yeah, text back pls. kthxbai.
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9. Good point!
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8. That’s not a bad plan!
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7. Yeah, but… how many of those autopilot cars are on the road?
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6. I mean, please shut up straight white people. For a minute please.
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5. Now THAT is genius.
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4. Yeah, that was SUCH a lie.
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3. Adam with the key advice!
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2. This is DEAD on.
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1. You pay them to go away. *wink*
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Now THOSE were some funny posts.
Have any favorites? Let us know in the comments!
