Life goals: be better and smarter than all your friends so you can feel better about yourself.

That’s how it works, right? RIGHT?!?!

That’s what I thought. And that’s what these facts are for…

1. I need one of these

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2. Try it out!

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3. A rare friendship

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4. Long lost

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5. You’re doing it wrong

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6. Battle time

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7. Probably not a good idea

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I bet you can’t wait to break these facts out in casual conversation, right?