Life goals: be better and smarter than all your friends so you can feel better about yourself.
That’s how it works, right? RIGHT?!?!
That’s what I thought. And that’s what these facts are for…
1. I need one of these
2. Try it out!
3. A rare friendship
4. Long lost
5. You’re doing it wrong
6. Battle time
7. Probably not a good idea
I bet you can’t wait to break these facts out in casual conversation, right?