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There are many uses for words, but I have to say, one of my favorite ones is when clever people use them to completely obliterate someone who deserves to be roasted.
It’s funny, it’s timely, and it’s a perfect use of the English language. Just take a look at these 16 sick burns and tell me it’s not true.
16. Wendy’s is straight savage.
Their Twitter account is goals.
Wendy’s, back at it again
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15. When you make your opponents point…
And it still goes right over your head.
14. It’s kind of a complicated question.
I mean, I have a garage and my parents could probably loan me that kind of cash, but I still probably couldn’t start Amazon.
Bezos received a small loan of 3,00,000 from parents and a million dollars from relatives in 1995
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13. Jason Alexander has had enough of you.
And he’s clever in his retorts, too.
My local newspaper, murdered by Jason Alexander.
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12. You didn’t die yet, have a smoke.
That’s just downright depressing.
11. When you want to talk about video games but you’ve never played a video game.
Don’t do this you guys. You look like a fool every time.
10. I’m going to guess this isn’t going to work out.
Girl has no chill and I’m here for it.
Poor Timothy 🙁 – Found on r/tinder
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9. There’s no coming back from that.
Just slink off into the night. Or go adopt a dog – I hear they love you no matter what.
8. This is just uncalled for.
If you can’t say anything nice, don’t say anything at all.
7. Who is writing these things and how much are they getting paid?
Because I’ll write the real ones for free.
This is absolutely awful what insurance companies do with insulin
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6. I have a theory about why Bernie is funny.
It’s because he’s actually Larry David.
Sometimes pictures are worth 1000 words
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5. I am absolutely wheezing.
Some things are a matter of taste, I guess.
4. It’s low key but well crafted.
That’s not an easy type of humor to pull off.
3. When you start dating you should be aware that these people exist.
Both of them, honestly.
2. We all have to get our kicks somehow.
It’s nice to know there are restaurants out there that have our backs.
1. Absolutely nobody wins.
Except I guess the makeup artists because they got paid.
I know a murder when I see one
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I aspire to one day be this clever, y’all
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