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You never really know what to expect when you get a private message on Twitter from someone you don’t interact with on a regular basis, but chances are, it’s going to be some level of insulting or inappropriate.
There’s a sliding scale, of course, and things can be funny and insulting and inappropriate – or in the case of some of these 13 snort-worthy messages, so completely random you can’t figure them out.
13. What a waste of good pistachios.
Those things are expensive!
Not on Twitter but pic.twitter.com/18EUcuJLLv
— Hannah Marder (@HannahMarder) May 1, 2020
12. That goes way over the line into creepy.
Who told him this was going to have the intended results?
This was dropped on my girlfriend from a dude we went to high school with. (This is my copy and paste to show my friends) He said “Hey” then dropped this. I’ll never forget it. pic.twitter.com/vGxGGsOsEQ
— Mid Buu (@CEOofBisexual) May 1, 2020
11. Well that’s obviously never going to happen.
Move along, son.
+ my favorite pic.twitter.com/DZwiDdlAon
— tom cruise’s oscar campaign manager (@mebweezy) May 1, 2020
10. I have many questions.
But I don’t think I want answers to any of them.
this is my best and i dont expect to ever be topped pic.twitter.com/LS7Fv1L5We
— kim possible facts (@kimpossiblefact) May 1, 2020
9. Idk I don’t think he’s serious.
Let me see the ring.
When I said yes he got mad pic.twitter.com/4ADfuFlhnA
— BLM like….duh! (@hannnahtheo) May 1, 2020
8. Say hello to Obama for me.
The camel, of course, but watch the spit.
Always and forever: pic.twitter.com/SjdTw1OxuQ
— Vivian Nereim (@viviannereim) May 1, 2020
7. Ouch!
He went right for the locks!
— Josh Mikel (@Joshua_Mikel) May 1, 2020
6. Sometimes trolling can be harmless.
This made me laugh.
Do ones I sent count pic.twitter.com/RMyBIhh0XT
— dan(iel) (@persondaniel) May 1, 2020
5. Hey, that doesn’t rhyme.
You had me up until then.
— Peet Guercio (@peetguercio) May 1, 2020
4. This is definitely not from Yoda.
“Do or do not, there is no try.”
simple if not motivational pic.twitter.com/eDStcej1lS
— brenna leo white (@BonniePuns) May 1, 2020
3. Sir what sort of American could forget that.
We all want to forget what’s in a hot dog, though.
never forget pic.twitter.com/K2kClEONQa
— GARTH 🍄 𝕞𝕒𝕤𝕜 𝕚𝕥 𝕠𝕣 𝕔𝕒𝕤𝕜𝕖𝕥 (@garbagecoven) May 1, 2020
2. At least he knows this is weird?
And yeah, it was polite.
A very polite request for nudes 😂 pic.twitter.com/amlt5qD25c
— katie jo (@katiejoyofosho) May 1, 2020
1. That’s none of your business.
And I’ll thank you to stay out of my personal affairs.
— No Justice No Peace Pro (@dreyasaurusrex) May 1, 2020
I’m at a loss for words, but kind of in a good way?
Do you have a favorite random DM from a stranger? Tell us about it in the comments!
