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14 People Need Midwesterners to Answer These Questions as Soon as Possible

Every region in the United States has a “thing.” Sometimes, that thing is a thing they’ve branded and adopted themselves, and other times it’s a stereotype that other people giggle about behind their backs.

Which is not to say it isn’t true.

And if you’re a Midwesterner, well… the internet has some very valid questions for you to answer.

14. Bahaha it’s my living room.

Take that!

13. I just had to say this out loud to check.

Yep. It’s true.

12. This really is a good question.

Also why did our grandmothers keep dishes of harda$s carAmels?

11. It’s like a compulsion.

A really polite thing that we must do.

10. This just made me laugh.

If you don’t think this is fun I think there’s something wrong with YOU.

https://twitter.com/whyangela/status/1048820431678058496?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1048820431678058496%7Ctwgr%5E&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.buzzfeed.com%2Fdaves4%2Fmidwestern-questions

9. It’s a country thing, I think.

My grandmother has always done it.

8. Wasn’t that on a SNL skit?

Or maybe I’m thinking of the genie in Aladdin?

https://twitter.com/fakehannahpuma/status/1131999472102367232?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1131999472102367232%7Ctwgr%5E&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.buzzfeed.com%2Fdaves4%2Fmidwestern-questions

7. I don’t.

But I have an uncle who IS a d%ck.

6. Because there is always a Walmart.

It’s sad but true.

5. Wait other people don’t say that?

I am gobsmacked.

https://twitter.com/Muthadang/status/672446857084293121?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E672446857084293121%7Ctwgr%5E&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.buzzfeed.com%2Fdaves4%2Fmidwestern-questions

4. We love to buy in bulk.

And sometimes it’s too cold to go to the grocery.

3. We use a lot of words.

Mostly when we’re worried we’re being rude.

2. I do not find this to be true.

People are much more hesitant in the rain.

https://twitter.com/skuczen24/status/1098044910534619136?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1098044910534619136%7Ctwgr%5E&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.buzzfeed.com%2Fdaves4%2Fmidwestern-questions

1. You just answered your own question.

What else would we put on salad? Or carrots? Or fries? Or…?

As a Midwesterner, I promise you there are very valid answers to all of these!

Where are you from? If you’re from the Midwest, how would you answer these? Tell us in the comments!