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The fun – and occasionally frustrating – thing about Twitter is there is just a constantly revolving door of pretty great tweets that you could easily miss if you like, dare to have a real life for a day.
Or even a couple of hours.
That’s why you have the rest of the internet, though – we’re here to round up the best and the brightest and keep those lists on a revolving door, too, so you’re sure not to miss a single one!
13. Not everything is going in the right direction.
If you’re a bird, I mean. It’s fine for humans.
12. Everybody has jokes.
This is kind of funny though, don’t you think?
11. Why does this look good?
I must be hungrier than I thought.
10. It’s all you can eat for everyone, Sir.
That’s what the sign says.
9. It really isn’t fair.
I’ve done both, so I can comment.
8. It’s funny because it’s true.
But also it’s sad.
7. Some people have too much time on their hands.
God love them.
6. Ahhh I love a good pun.
Anyone who says they don’t is lying.
5. Everything old is new again.
You just need the right rhyme.
4. The dog’s name is Jason.
Whatever happened to Spot?
3. The fresh air really does do you good.
I hate it when other people are right.
2. You never know what they’re gonna do.
But it’s probably going to be embarrassing.
1. Promises, promises.
Why is it so hard for politicians to keep them?
People really are hilarious, don’t you think? And short-form humor is my favorite.
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