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13 Recent Tweets We Think Are Worth Your Time

The fun – and occasionally frustrating – thing about Twitter is there is just a constantly revolving door of pretty great tweets that you could easily miss if you like, dare to have a real life for a day.

Or even a couple of hours.

That’s why you have the rest of the internet, though – we’re here to round up the best and the brightest and keep those lists on a revolving door, too, so you’re sure not to miss a single one!

13. Not everything is going in the right direction.

If you’re a bird, I mean. It’s fine for humans.

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12. Everybody has jokes.

This is kind of funny though, don’t you think?

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11. Why does this look good?

I must be hungrier than I thought.

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10. It’s all you can eat for everyone, Sir.

That’s what the sign says.

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9. It really isn’t fair.

I’ve done both, so I can comment.

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8. It’s funny because it’s true.

But also it’s sad.

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7. Some people have too much time on their hands.

God love them.

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6. Ahhh I love a good pun.

Anyone who says they don’t is lying.

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5. Everything old is new again.

You just need the right rhyme.

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4. The dog’s name is Jason.

Whatever happened to Spot?

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3. The fresh air really does do you good.

I hate it when other people are right.

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2. You never know what they’re gonna do.

But it’s probably going to be embarrassing.

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1. Promises, promises.

Why is it so hard for politicians to keep them?

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People really are hilarious, don’t you think? And short-form humor is my favorite.

Which of these tickled you the most? Share with us in the comments!