Hi! I’m David! Do you have dirty corndogs!? Have I got a deal for you!
If you ever need CLEAN corndogs (see below), I suggest you spend some time at the fun and friendly Facebook marketplace. You’ll find the cleanest corndogs in the tri-state area! I guarantee it.
For real–these are for real. Please enjoy the hilarity of items these people thought they could unload from their possession on the Facebook marketplace.
1. Better than a dirty dog.
I like my cornies with a healthy and shiny coat.
https://twitter.com/aimeecaitlinnn/status/1338410843545817089
2. Well, that didn’t work out.
Reluctantly, the parents are exploring more STEM options for their child.
Poor kid 🙁
by insadcringe
3. It’s like Inception, but for tables.
This table post feels weird meta.
Found this for sale on FB Marketplace
byu/surewhynot123 inDiWHY
4. What in the hell am I looking at?
Just waitin’ on the DJ to slow it down for the couples skate.
5. I am so not hungry now.
The most magical food for the most magical time of the year.
6. Half-pipe flips and 360 snips.
The convenience and affordability of a BMX barber.
7. “Hello? Yes, I’m interested in the mistake. How much?”
Never delete Facebook. Ever.
https://twitter.com/nicole_4_jo/status/1337626409192321025
8. It’s not housebroken yet.
But it is sad and cold.
9. “Yeah hey, hi, I just bought a mistake. I’d like to purchase another.”
I’m sure that’ll sell RIGHT away.
10. Oh damn. This Furby is lit AF!
And by lit, I mean you can actually light this f**ker.
11. Hey, it’s Garfield’s fatter cousin!
Maybe go a little easier on the lasagna and a bit harder on the Mondays there, Jon.
12. Yeah, that’s got a lot of accent, alright!
WHO MADE THIS?!?
“Accent chair” listed for $150 on my local FB Marketplace
byu/melonsausage inDiWHY
The Facebook marketplace is a gold mine for funny items.
If you’ve seen something that’s absurd or hilarious, let us know in the comments! We shall laugh together.
