Do you remember when we were kids and we would accuse people of being the “stupid police” if they went around pointing out the dumb things the rest of us said and did?
Well, we’re all grown up now but we haven’t grown out of it – Twitter’s “Stupid Police” account is out there bringing you the dumbest content in town, and we’re here for it.
14. No. Stop it.
This cannot be real!
13. This was a no-win headline.
But also, we’re talking about Florida here.
12. Stop and think about it for just a minute.
I hope it doesn’t take longer than that.
11. How long could they keep this thread going?
I’m honestly kind of afraid to know the answer.
10. This reply slayed me.
Now I want to know what they’re saying, too.
9. This cracked me the heck up.
Bless his heart.
8. Not trying to, my man.
They’re trying to stop talking to you.
7. Give us your money or your grandma dies.
This is all I can think about right now.
6. Someone failed math class.
Probably more than that but we’ll start there.
5. Who’s going to tell him?
I feel like someone should tell him.
4. Do you think her phone was dead.
Or maybe her iPad.
3. A bird leaf, omg.
I mean we all forget words sometimes but this is special.
2. Do not try this at home.
Who wants a mini coin, anyway?
1. And again!
Are these people high or just really tired?
I actually am a nice person but I can’t stop laughing at these.
So maybe I’m not that nice.
Ha!