1. Spoons, aka Moms’ Kryptonite.
2. Umm… did it come like this?
3. What was I supposed to do, invest it?
4. Checkmate.
5. Moooooooooom.
6. … but do we have McDonald’s at home?
7. If you need me I’ll be at the club.
8. Three words-per-minute.
9. The ultimate betrayal.
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10. I didn’t know my voice could go that loud.
11. Get the goods.
12. Why must you torture us?
13. Keep trying, I’m sure you’ll change her mind…
14. The hospital must give them away after each birth.
15. Do I know you?
16. *wipes sweat off forehead*
17. But… isn’t my love enough?
18. Oh, how the tables have turned…
19. Only a mom could stretch two minutes into an eternity.
20. Sneak Level: 9999
21. Welp.
22. What could I have… oh, yeah, that’s it.
23. She’ll always be there for you.