Everybody has their look-alike.
I found mine sitting across from me at a high school party back in 1997.
He happened to be a person.
But, when Bored Panda solicited photos of celebrity doppelgangers, they asked readers to think more in terms of the animal kingdom.
Out of their 75-ish subs, which were ranked by the readers…(RIGGED!)…I pulled my favorite 11 and ranked them based on a top-secret rubric that I invented an hour ago:
11. Harrison Furred
Is it the eyes or the smirk?
10. Payton Dogging
Maybe the chin and the eyes…
9. Samuel Hell Jackson
“Say ‘Ruff’ again. I double-dog dare you!”
8. George Caterpillinton
OK. That was a pretty bad naming job on my part.
7. Rat-phael Nadal
This may have more to do with angles than facial features, but it works. Also, I know it’s a capybara, not a rat, for you pedants out there.
6. Miley Cys ‘R Us
The hair/tongue combo really sells it.
5. Hair Furrer
That’s just an unfortunate spot for a spot.
4. Catimir Lenin
It’s time to redistribute tuna to the masses!
3. Vladimir Poochin
That dog totally interfered in an argument my neighbors were having last year…
2. Albert Arfstein
It kind of feels like he’s doing an impression of a dog, and that might be cheating, but whatevs. It counts.
1. Kitty Pop
That cat has a lust for life.