Aquarium’s Naughty Penguin of the Month Award Winners Have Done Some Serious(ly Funny) Crimes

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The National Aquarium of New Zealand has taken drastic measures in an attempt to get their penguin population to shape up – they’ve started a running list of the naughtiest penguins of the bunch and post them on Facebook.

No public shaming would be complete without a list of crimes, but let’s face it – telling the world that the water birds are pushing each other from the pier, stealing food, or just bugging the crap out of each other isn’t going to improve their behavior.

Honestly though…do you really want it to?

Below are 10 of my favorite penguins, so bad they’re actually the best.

10. Don’t get in the way of a hungry lady!

9. He’s definitely not winning boyfriend of the month, either.

8. I mean he was fine.

7. I mean maybe he’s just trying to keep everyone on their toes?

6. There’s nothing to be ashamed of, Mo.

7. Okay so Mo might be my Patronus.

4. Apparently no one likes getting weighed.

3. He’s just having a bit of harmless fun.

2. Dave again!

1. Variety is the spice of life.

Just more proof that the penguins are the best animal in the zoo.

Or anywhere, really.