Combine dogs with play on words, puns, and some slightly witty insinuations, and you’ve got these 15 hilarious answers to Chris Hardwick’s Hashtag Wars challenge – #DogJobs.
#15. Bit of a stretch, if you ask me.
#14. One of my dogs could definitely apply for this.
Carpet absorbency expert #DogJobs @midnight
— Steven M Lattman (@StevenMLattman) July 8, 2016
#13. The breed specific ones should get bonus points.
Irish Typesetter #dogjobs @midnight
— veronica bishop (@ver_bish) June 24, 2016
#12. This character is going to show up on the next season of The Big Bang Theory.
Scientist, specializing in Bark Matter@midnight @hardwick #DogJobs
— Joshua McGrath (@josh69530) June 23, 2016
#11. I laughed way too hard at this.
@midnight model for American Beagle #DogJobs
— Fernando Rivera (@Dreadinator) June 23, 2016