Combine dogs with play on words, puns, and some slightly witty insinuations, and you’ve got these 15 hilarious answers to Chris Hardwick’s Hashtag Wars challenge – #DogJobs.
#15. Bit of a stretch, if you ask me.
#14. One of my dogs could definitely apply for this.
Carpet absorbency expert #DogJobs @midnight
— Steven M Lattman (@StevenMLattman) July 8, 2016
#13. The breed specific ones should get bonus points.
Irish Typesetter #dogjobs @midnight
— veronica bishop (@ver_bish) June 24, 2016
#12. This character is going to show up on the next season of The Big Bang Theory.
Scientist, specializing in Bark Matter@midnight @hardwick #DogJobs
— Joshua McGrath (@josh69530) June 23, 2016
#11. I laughed way too hard at this.
@midnight model for American Beagle #DogJobs
— Fernando Rivera (@Dreadinator) June 23, 2016
#10. Yeah. Points.
#9. I love a good classic dog reference.
Deep Sea Scooby-Diver#DogJobs @midnight
— Arian Gimbutas (@jimbootus) June 24, 2016
#8. Kind of disappointed in myself for missing this one.
Secreterrier #DogJobs @midnight
— trilemma85 (@trilemma85) June 24, 2016
#7. Practically perfect.
The Bone Collector #DogJobs @midnight
— Diealated (@Diealated) June 23, 2016
#6. Only black and white dogs need apply.
Rufferee ? @midnight #dogjobs https://t.co/gZYVIkg09r
— JaxonandMarley (@JaxonandMarley) June 23, 2016
#5. It took me a minute.
#4. Experience? No problem. Would you like a demonstration?
Ball Washer #DogJobs @midnight
— Jill Price (@Lizabet_02) June 24, 2016
#3. Harry Potter references. #Always
@midnight Defence Against The Bark Arts Teacher #DogJobs #ukairingtimeisntgoodforplayingalong
— David Kerr (@davidmakesstuff) June 24, 2016
#2. Wonder what he’ll do with his signing bone-us? Bury it or snarf it?
Golden Wide Receiver#DogJobs @midnight @UW pic.twitter.com/PNhF8oXUFq
— Rahmage (@rahmage) June 23, 2016
#1. Best answer.
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