Drinking soda isn’t necessarily the best thing for you, but neither is texting while driving or walking around outside without any sunscreen. Yet, many of us do one (or all) of these three things.
For folks who can’t help but imbibe in fizzy soft drinks, you’re in luck. Mountain Dew is coming out with a full-sized body pillow to help stave off your urge to gulp down carbonated drinks. Or, y’know just reinforce your love for that bubbly green goodness.
Mountain Dew executives were not playing around when they crafted this mind-blowing marketing ploy.
The body pillow measures in at 4.5 feet tall and 1.6 feet wide, which is basically the size of a small horse or an absurdly large dog. So, this just might come in handy for those who are looking for an allergen-free version of an emotional support animal.
More likely, though, this is just the perfect gift for people who are really crazy about Mountain Dew.
Here’s what official press materials have to say about the new body pillow:
“The DEW Body Pillow is a larger-than-life replica of a MTN DEW bottle, perfect for those cold, winter nights when all you need is the comfort of your MTN DEW to give you those warm, fuzzy feelings.”
While that language sounds weirdly similar to kind used in those boyfriend body pillow ads, it doesn’t take away from the fact that this product is basically a personified meme.
For those eager to get their hands on some life-sized Mountain Dew, look out for the pillow to debut on Mountain Dew’s official store.
What do you think of the Mountain Dew body pillow?
Would you buy one?
Would you buy ten?
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