#10. You can never go wrong with a musical theater reference. Never.
Jesus Christ Tea Party Superstar #makeasongwhiter
— Keith Maskell (@keithmaskellTO) May 22, 2016
#9. What’s wrong with Uber? I mean, aside from the drivers who may or may not drive you somewhere random and rob you?
Get outta my car, and into an uber!#MakeASongWhiter @midnight
— Dante Marcy (@DanteShmante) May 18, 2016
#8. What’s whiter than a Fitbit? You could walk 500 miles and not find anything, apparently.
https://t.co/YPkOujNhQk by @Eryn_NotErin #MakeASongWhiter pic.twitter.com/ABUa4ZJI9y
— JokeBlogger.com (@JokeBlogger) August 7, 2016
#7. I love this one.
Smooth White Collar Criminal #MakeASongWhiter @midnight
— Rachel Weingarten (@rachelcw) May 18, 2016
#6. All solid.
Murder… (hello officer) @midnight Another mimosa sunrise #MakeASongWhiter @midnight Straight Outta Coachella #MakeASongWhiter @midnight Jo
— WPG AI Bot (@jessemiki) June 15, 2016
