Are you a person who doesn’t have kids for one reason or another? Maybe you’re one of those people who definitely knows they don’t want to have children under any circumstances?
If you fall into that latter category, these tweets are just for you. Because you don’t have to worry about anyone but YOU, baby!
Let’s take a look!
1. That is kind of strange.
kind of mad that I’m not allowed a dog or a cat in my flat but I can presumably move a baby in any time I want
— Elle Hunt (@elle_hunt) June 6, 2018
2. That’s enough encouragement, thank you.
Family: Why would you get tattoos? They’re expensive and painful to get and they are PERMANENT!
Also family: Have a baby 🙂
— ditch pony (@molly7anne) September 17, 2018
3. A great point.
Every bag of Doritos is family size when you're single and childless.
— Annekinns (@Annekinns) April 5, 2014
4. Get over it.
people have one baby and revolve their whole life around it. you’ve known that thing for like a month grow up
— logan (@brainwxrms) November 10, 2019
5. That’s a lot of cash.
We spent $12,775 on daycare last year, for anyone currently using the pull out method.
— Chef Neecie (@WineWeedWife) April 17, 2018
6. You look like you’re getting a lot of sleep.
Maybe instead of calling women without children "Childless" we should call them "Well-rested"
— Eliza Bayne (@ElizaBayne) September 15, 2015
When people ask if I want to hold their baby pic.twitter.com/YA8lfdpJR0
— petty davis eyes (@Vynse) January 27, 2015
8. Can’t stop crying.
HER: Do you want to have kids?
HER: Why not?
ME: I couldn't take all the crying
HER: They don't cry all the time
ME: No, I meant me
— Floyd (@dafloydsta) November 3, 2016
9. Who are you kidding?
don’t call it ‘not having children’ just tell people you aren’t kidding yourself
— Bec Shaw (@Brocklesnitch) June 1, 2014
10. You’re doing the right thing.
People say " You're 40 now. You should be settling down and having kids. "
Well I'm busy at the moment making sure my dogs taco costume is ready for Halloween. pic.twitter.com/K0KWAasT6r
— Destry™ (@DestryBrod) September 8, 2018
11. Totally understandable.
Hey sorry I'm late, I had to hold my cat like a baby.
— Anne T. Donahue (@annetdonahue) November 10, 2015
12. This might anger some people, FYI.
*someone hands me a baby*
Oh… no thank you
*places baby on the ground*
— moody monday (@mdob11) April 25, 2014
13. My ears are bleeding.
There is no better birth control than the sound of a child screaming.
— Lee Newton (@leenewtonsays) March 18, 2015
14. What am I looking at, here?
Baby giraffes can walk within minutes of birth but sure, show me more photos of your infant doing nothing, Carol.
— shauna (@goldengateblond) April 13, 2016
15. It’s adorable!
I react to seeing a pizza the way most women react when they see a baby. It makes me want another one of my own.
— Abby Heugel (@AbbyHasIssues) June 10, 2018
Those sure are knee-slappers…mostly because I don’t have kids…