USA! USA!
We’re the best, right?
At everything?
Well…maybe not. In fact, sometimes some of our fellow citizens sound pretty stupid.
Here are some really dumb things that Americans said. Let’s check it out.
1. Wouldn’t it be nice to wipe out some student debt?
Just something to think about…
2. Global warming is only in the U.S., right?
Yeah, that’s what I thought, too!
What does he care? He’s not a US citizen, he’s not effected.
byu/sandiercy inShitAmericansSay
3. Read that whole thing again very carefully.
Now go back and read it again, please. Are you seeing it?
“[…]although my Ancestry DNA gives me ZERO Italian DNA on my Dad’s side, I’ll stick with being 1/4 Italian!”
byu/azulhombre inShitAmericansSay
4. Sometimes, history repeats itself.
And that’s definitely not a good thing.
“Social Distancing is Communism”
byu/Lardistani inShitAmericansSay
5. This is one of the dumbest arguments I’ve ever read.
Come on, people! You can do better than that!
On free healthcare: how do you prevent people from jumping off shit like idiots?
by inShitAmericansSay
6. Uhhhh, you might want to check your math on that one.
You’re way off, buddy! WAY OFF.
“More people use imperial than metric”
by inShitAmericansSay
7. This is just the peak of irony, isn’t it?
Don’t mess with North Korea! I mean Texas!
(SAD) Mistake a North Korean flag for a Texan flag
byu/GriffinFTW inShitAmericansSay
8. We’re the only ones who call it soccer, FYI.
Trust us on this one. We’re in the minority here.
“It’s amazing to see how few countries know that “soccer” is the correct term. :/”
by inShitAmericansSay
9. If it doesn’t look like Papa John’s, I don’t want any part of it.
Who wouldn’t want to eat that creation? I would!
”Why does italian pizza look so bad?”
byu/pandaron inShitAmericansSay
10. Figured as much…
You sound pretty dumb.
“I’m an Irishman born in the county USA”
byu/dimarco1653 inShitAmericansSay
11. Sadly, not even close.
Look up the numbers. Just sayin’…
Social mobility in the US is among the highest in the world
byu/upfastcurier inShitAmericansSay
12. I love this person’s photo.
Also, what are you talking about? You might want to do some research before you speak up!
“We savez nations not destroy them”
byu/My-couchie-is-lousie inShitAmericansSay
What’s the dumbest thing you’ve ever heard someone say lately?
Let us know in the comments.
We can’t wait to hear from you!
Thanks, fam!
