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A woman got asked out by the guy who bullied her as a kid, so she stood him up with this awesome note.

Adult Louisa, still entirely too good for you. As a kid, Louisa Manning was bullied about her weight and body hair by students in her class . Her classmates thought it was clever to call her “manbeast,” a play on her last name. Those words made an impression on 12-year-old Louisa, who developed an eating...

A guy sent a woman what may be the craziest breakup text ever.

Let’s go point by point on this one. 1. You refuse to update your relationship on Facebook. Quite valid. Excellent grounds for questioning a partner’s commitment. Crazy quotient: 0/10. 2. You won’t include me in things like the wedding this weekend. I should have been the one to escort you Somewhat concerning, yes. Even at...

The 7 most woke, important, and confusing moments from the Oscars red carpet.

Last Sunday was Hollywood’s biggest night, and the stars were out to celebrate themselves and also call attention to important issues. Here are the most important moments from the show before the show. 1. EGOT Winner Rita Moreno is wearing the same dress she wore to the Oscars in 1962, and looked even more awesome....

Keegan-Michael Key had the best reaction to Jordan Peele winning the Oscar, hands down.

On Sunday, Jordan Peele won the Oscar for ‘Best Screenplay’ for his film Get Out, becoming the first black screenwriter to ever win the award. And no one was more thrilled for him than his long-time comedy partner, Keegan-Michael Key. Film director and producer Ben Winston was with Keegan-Michael Key at the Vanity Fair viewing...

The worst looks from the Oscars as chosen by someone who hasn’t showered in two days.

Sunday, March 4 marked the 90th Annual Academy Awards, and while the Academy gave out Oscars for best performances and effects, we’re giving out Oscars for worst dressed. Only our Oscars don’t have statues or any trophy at all, just a disapproving shake of the head from someone who knows less about fashion than all...

The 33 best tweets from the 2018 Oscars, the year of the Fish Man.

The Oscars were on Sunday, and the jokes on Twitter were as funny as the ceremony was long. Here are the best, most important takes from that long-ass celebration cinema. 1. meryl streep is about that life #oscars pic.twitter.com/Xq6m32eAlJ — Ziwe (@ziwe) March 5, 2018 2. Chris Pine needs to host next year’s #Oscars pic.twitter.com/KP47fLA9nS...

If You Have One of These 10 Habits, You May Suffer from Concealed Depression

Depression is a scary beast. Like many mental illnesses it goes undiagnosed for long periods of time, slowly plunging its victims into deeper despair like toxic quicksand. Concealed depression may be even scarier; those who suffer from it have conditioned themselves to hide their inner turmoil so well that their emptiness and isolation goes virtually...

15 People Share The Cruelest Thing An Ex Said During A Breakup

It’s never pleasant going through a breakup, and those tired old clichés can make you feel used and depleted. “It’s not you, it’s me.” “I’m focusing on me right now.” “We work better as friends.” WHAT DOES THAT REALLY MEAN. But on the flip side of that, the brutal honesty is often a lot more…...

Married woman shares her response to married man hitting on her via Facebook.

If the internet has taught us anything, it’s that cheating will never pay off for you and you will end up being written about on sites like someecards. The latest point in case comes from a woman who was approached by a married Facebook friend, politely refused, but the guy just kept on going. She...

If you thought Tiffany Haddish’s Oscars dress looked familiar, this is why.

Tiffany Haddish sure knows how to keep a joke going. On Sunday, comedians Tiffany Haddish and Maya Rudolph presented the Oscar for “Best Animated/Live Action Short” at the 2018 Academy Awards. If you thought Haddish’s white Alexander McQueen dress with an embellished neckline looked familiar, here’s why: She’s worn it before! On multiple occasions. The...

Middle schooler freaks out when his girlfriend says she was pregnant but they didn’t even have sex.

This is the hilarious story of a middle schooler who somehow thought he had gotten his girlfriend pregnant even though he’d never even kissed a girl before. Kiran David was 12 when it all went down, but now he’s telling his story on Twitter as a much wiser adult. Basically, everyone is a sinner. Let’s...

Husband Sends Wife a Spreadsheet of Excuses She’s Made to Not Make Love. She Gets Hilarious Revenge With List of Her Own.

Dammit, HBO should never have canceled Tell Me You Love Me. The short-lived series about s*xless couples, in which we got to see Adam Scott receive a HJ on a prosthetic penis, might not have won lots of viewers, but here we are seven years later and couples still don’t know how to handle that...

Pre-schooler with a hilariously oversized backpack is too much for Twitter to handle.

Twitter is good for a few main activities: arguing with strangers about politics, sharing the latest memes, and crying over pictures of impossibly cute children. So, naturally, when the Twitter user Brianna Connerty shared a picture of her pre-schooler brother struggling with a huge backpack, the whole internet heavily related. Also, just look at how...

Someone figured out what that handle on car ceilings is for and everyone on Twitter is sharing nicknames for what they call it.

When you have important questions, where better to go for answers than a free-for-all website where literally anyone with a Wifi signal can sign up? Google is sooooooo early 2000’s. In 2017, we get all our info from Twitter. Where could that possible go wrong??? 18-year-old Twitter user Aimee recently took to the trusty website...