Pokébros in Japan are ordering massive Snorlax cushions only to find that their very appeal–their massiveness—makes them nearly impossible to fit through the door.

You might think you want to pay $516 for an approximately four-foot-wide, five-foot-tall Snorlax cushion because you’re lonely and you need a big Snorlax hug. But keep in mind, Snorlax can’t pay rent.

And you might wish he would, since he’s going to be basically as big as your studio apartment.

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Even if you get him through the door, you’re going to have to buy him his own bed.

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Your new roommate’s a lazy sack of fuzz.

This article was first published by our friends at Someecards.

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