7. The bag is after you
Cat was playing around in a shopping bag and tried to exit the bag through the handle, which got stuck around her neck. She then freaked out and raced around the house thinking the bag was after her, because the bag was attached to her around her neck. When I found her she was hiding in a corner of the house, bag still attached, pee all over the cat and in the bag.
8. Wasabi
I have a Basset Hound. His name is Hollis. He’s overweight (as Basset are wont to be), and really likes people food. We never let him have it–on purpose.
One time, we heard him yelping in the kitchen, so we went to see what was happening. He’d gotten into some wasabi from the trash can. He was eating it and crying at the same time.
9. That’s not food buddy
My dog ate a bunch of kitty litter followed by a ton of water. She had to have surgery.
10. Wasp-nado
My dog digging up a wasp’s nest under the deck, then fleeing back to the house in a wasp-nado. We weren’t able to find the nest afterward.
The next day (after having a couple of stings), she decided that she was going to show those wasps some canine justice. She went under the deck, started digging with determination, and then fled with the equivalent of “OMG HALLLLLLP!!!!!” She ran back to the house, swarmed with wasps yet again.
She means well.
11. Tough pup
When my dog was a pup he jumped out the window of a moving car to chase a deer. When he hit the ground he rolled like 5 times, then got up and ran until he calmed down.
12. Whoa!
My cat liked to catch bees. Being a cat, she also liked to bring me her “kills”. There’s nothing like waking up in the morning to your cat dropping a pissed-off injured bee on your face.
13. Frisbee fail
Picked up an upside down frisbee. Started running. Wind pushed the frisbee up, over his eyes. Ran full pelt into a tree. Still loves frisbees.
14. Poor Linus…
Linus boldly charges out of the apartment front door, only to realize he is terrified of anything past that doorway. But instead of walking back inside, he flops over on his side, and does a sideways shuffle/self-dragging motion to get himself back in. The one time he was seemingly brave enough to do further exploration, we brought him down to the mailbox late at night when there were no other people around. Nope. Not okay. Pee everywhere.
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