We all knew Ryan Reynolds was funny, but the birth of his first daughter has really brought out his top-notch material.
Blake Lively and Ryan had their first daughter, James, about a year and a half ago and are now expecting a second.
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Both kids are surely in for a surprise when they grow up and realize how awesome their dad is. They’ll probably still hate him just a little bit. But only a little. After all, how you can hate a guy this funny?
Here are 11 tweets that will make you wish that Reynolds was your dad. Or your best friend. At the very least a good acquaintance.
#11. Children Are Dumb
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#10. Keep Them Safe. Even the Secret Ones.
Being a father means responsibility. Not just for your main family, but also the secret one in Denmark nobody knows about.
— Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) June 19, 2016
#9. Learning Is Important
I’m teaching my daughter that the sun goes down each night because it’s mad at her. Probably gonna write a book on parenting at some point.
— Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) June 5, 2015
#8. Kids LOVE Black Leather
LOVE dressing my daughter in baby clothes. The itsy-bitsy pink pajamas. The tiny white socks. The black leather mask. Cuteness overload!
— Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) June 13, 2015
#7. We All Love Gifts
On Fathers Day, my daughter smiled at me.
It was all the gift I needed as I packed a bag and left for 6 years to write a book on parenting.
— Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) June 21, 2015
#6. A Parent’s Job Is Never Done
Selecting a lower back tattoo for an infant is easy. Finding someone willing to do the work is challenging. https://t.co/8IcMRo21fw
— Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) June 11, 2015
#5. A Damn Shame
Happy birthday to my baby girl! Sad I lost my virginity. But thankful I have a daughter.
— Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) December 16, 2015
#4. Those Eyes!
Nothing better than spending an entire morning staring into my baby daughter’s eyes, whispering, “I can’t do this”.
— Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) August 26, 2015
#3. Priorities Are Important
I’d walk through fire for my daughter. Well not FIRE, because it’s dangerous. But a super humid room. But not too humid, because my hair.
— Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) September 11, 2015
#2. Your Art Is Bad, and You Should Feel Bad.
My daughter’s only 6 months old and already drawing. I’d hang it on the fridge but honestly, it’s absolute garbage.
— Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) June 19, 2015
#1. Let’s Bury This
My daughter just sneezed into my yawning mouth. Seemed really fucking pleased with herself. Joke’s on her. She’ll have to bury me someday.
— Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) April 16, 2016
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