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Texts from Husbands Who Are Really Starting to Annoy Their Wives

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If nothing else, guys sure are good at annoying their ladies, aren’t they?

All the ladies out there, I’m sure you’ve experienced situations like this…and I’m sure you’re a little fed up as well…

Let’s dive in, shall we?

1. Marriage at its finest.

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This is marriage, folks. Or at least this is mine and @mueller.__ ‘s marriage. ??? #thisismarriage #textsfrommyhusband #whatdoesthatevenmean ?

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2. Not gonna happen.

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Ooh the Big Guy could not just wait to come home & start messing around with my new skeleton & start making jokes ??‍♀️??‍♀️??‍♀️???? He said Someone is texting you check your phone ??‍♀️ I told him Ooh it’s Darin Just your wife made you work soooooo many doubles that it finally killed you to death ? The Prison Life did it to you ? ????? #sexyhusband #marriedlife #hegotjokes #momlife #lifewithkids #twinlife #husbandandwifetexts #textsfrommyhusband #skeletonwar

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3. Classy fella.

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Tried to show my husband my healthy dinner and…well I should've known he'd make a sexual reference from a plate of vegetables LOL ? #text #texts #textmessage #lol #funny #reltationshop #relationshipgoals #marriedlife #vegetablepuns #hesfunny #love #textsfrommyhusband

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4. Thanks for the info.

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??? #happyholidays #amazonprime #lastminutedeliveries #merrychristmas #christmascrunchtime #husbandtexts

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5. The ultimate throne.

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Weird texts from my husband vol. 1. #textsfrommyhusband

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6. That’s all you’re gonna get.

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Keeping it spicy after 14 years…. #textsfrommyhusband

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7. Just go along with it.

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#hubbythinkshesfunny #hubby #pregnancy need a #pedicure #hesgotjokes #?

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8. Need more updates.

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What happens when I ask my husband to let me know when he's leaving work. #suchadork #makesmelaugh #toomuchinformation #itsthelittlethings #marriedlife #checkingin #justcheckingin #michiganpothole #husbandandwife #husbandtexts #textsfrommyhusband

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9. Please don’t do that.

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This is marriage y’all. . . . #marriage #marriagetexts #husband #relationshipgoals #marriagehumor #funny #laugh #reallife #nofakehere #babydaddy #hubby #love #insta #instagood #bathroomhumor #imadehimwait

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10. That is kind of savage.

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When your husband calls you the womb of his dreams ? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . #textfail #humor #podcasts #podcast #podcastersofinstagram #podcastlifestyle #podcastcommunity #podcastlife #mompodcasters #biracialcouples #mixedcouples #hilarious #husbandtexts

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11. I really hope your husband sent you this and not some random guy.

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The infamous Mr. T text that my husband sent me as a joke. It was actually one of his more amusing ones ? #truestories #textsfrommyhusband

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12. Hangry. Basic. Saucy.

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It’s so true ??? #textsfrommyhusband #hangry #basic #saucy

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13. Having a hard time.

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When your husband gets a Fitbit ??‍♂️#textsfrommyhusband

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Marriage sure is beautiful, isn’t it?

Share some of the things your man does to get on your nerves in the comments below.