Are you at work? Home with your kids? Trying to go to sleep? Whatever it is you’re doing right now, there’s a good chance you’re searching for a way to keep your mind off it for just a little while.
That’s where we – and these 13 funny tweets – come into play, so give them a scroll and give your brain a much needed rest!
13. It’s a sign of the times.
My friends are more likely to answer a text at 7am than 9pm now.
12. It’s like playing with fire.
But we’re all definitely going to do it anyway.
11. It’s never just for a minute.
And you’re never getting off the couch.
10. I have no idea why this is funny.
I only know that I cannot stop laughing.
9. They know we don’t know.
In fact, they’re counting on it.
8. That’s a 1% you could actually get into.
I mean, if you wanted to.
7. No, this isn’t a new bag.
Definitely not, nope.
6. I think we were all waiting for it to start flying.
And we were all disappointed.
5. Unless you go to Target.
Then you can go ahead and double that.
4. Here I thought I was the only one.
It’s nice to know others ghost the internet, too.
3. There’s no innocent way to ask that question.
We’ve been conditioned to respond defensively since childhood.
2. It’s so rude when the internet calls us out like that.
I mean dang I haven’t even finished my coffee.
1. It’s all in the delivery.
People WANT to not care, trust me.
There you have it; are you feeling refreshed?
Let us know in the comments which of these you shared with a friend!