If you know anything about Italian folks, you surely know that they take their food heritage seriously.

Very seriously.

If you show an Italian person some fake and/or terrible food that’s claiming to be Italian food – like jarred red sauce, for example – they will delight in pitching a complete fit.

That’s the concept behind Twitter account @Italiancomments, anyway, and it’s delightful.

If you love these 14 comments, you’ll need to follow the account for more.

14. This might be good.

It’s not a pizza though.

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13. That is a fair description.

Because that is just not lasagna.

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12. Again.

Don’t call it a pizza.

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11. Is that…bologna?

I cannot with this.

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10. Decide what you want to be, please.

Don’t do a cinnamon roll like that.

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9. Americans, right?

We like to have everything in one place.

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8. What is people’s obsession with calling this lasagna?

Noodles. Red sauce. Cheese. Not hard.

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7. A gift for the Italian in your life.

Don’t break her heart, y’all.

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6. No laughing matter.

Seriously, they’re not laughing.

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5. Yes, they take it personally.

And they will not hesitate to write a thesis about why.

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4. No to the sword.

But please come anyway.

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3. Absolutely an abomination.

Who eats that?

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2. Rice and noodles?

Who does this? And why?

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1. What fun is it to eat food that can’t choke you?

I don’t see the issue with this one.

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