Apparently, people from all over the world love to join together on Tumblr and participate in a little light America bashing.
Honestly, it’s understandable. Sometimes we just make it a little too easy for the rest of the world.
From our bizarre state lines (seriously: why is Florida so long?) to our peculiar penchant for measuring temperature that no one else uses, we often set ourselves up to be the brunt of many, many jokes.
These 12 moments from Tumblr all feature classic America-bashing at its finest: witty, unexpected, and downright hilarious.
1. Florida is endless.
If you’ve ever started a car nap in Florida and woken up only to discover you’re still in Florida, you know it’s true.
2. Why is this so true?
This fine. I mean, OK. I mean, not so great.
3. It’s a big, wide world out there.
You know the whole world isn’t America, right?
4. But couldn’t it be?
5. We’re so easy.
It probably works 10 times out of 10.
6. That is TOTALLY so Texas!
We all need to adopt this straight away.
7. It’s worth a shot.
What’s the worst thing that could happen?
8. Is it too late to change our minds?
Asking for a friend.
9. Like… why.
It’s literally everyone else, fileformat.
10. This explains so much.
We’re been so deprived!
11. Sure, that checks out.
Eagles are just, like, a really big deal.
12. It’s like they know us.
My fellow Americans… I think they know us pretty well.
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